Word used to encourage and describe a useful method called the “mouth open wide” method when sucking a penis.
by meltedtears1 August 23, 2023
Get the m-o-wmug. A cocktail that can only appear every so often. It requires 2 parts Crystal Pepsi and 1 part Japanese Gin. Can be found in the VOiD. Users claim it tastes like something similar to ノスタルジア
User 1: What are you drinking?
User 2: C r y s t a l G l o m
User 1: ...What... is that?
User 2: Try it
User 1: *takes a sip and precedes to make Dial Up noises
User 2: C r y s t a l G l o m
User 1: ...What... is that?
User 2: Try it
User 1: *takes a sip and precedes to make Dial Up noises
by D00RMAN November 5, 2025
Get the C r y s t a l G l o mmug. A cocktail that can only appear every so often. It requires 2 parts Crystal Pepsi and 1 part Japanese Gin. Can be found in the VOiD. Users claim it tastes like something similar to ノスタルジア
User 1: What are you drinking?
User 2: C r y s t a l G l o m
User 1: ...What... is that?
User 2: Try it
User 1: *takes a sip and precedes to make Dial Up noises
User 2: C r y s t a l G l o m
User 1: ...What... is that?
User 2: Try it
User 1: *takes a sip and precedes to make Dial Up noises
by D00RMAN November 5, 2025
Get the C r y s t a l G l o mmug. Hot chick's profile on Tinder: blah blah blah... add me on
(>L,o;v~e;r~H`o;l^e*s c-o*m<)
For more info about me!
(>L,o;v~e;r~H`o;l^e*s c-o*m<)
For more info about me!
by Ron L'baam November 5, 2017
Get the (>L,o;v~e;r~H`o;l^e*s c-o*m<)mug. by psuedyon November 22, 2022
Get the a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y zmug. E to the M to the O, where do we begin? Well we do know a little German. Dick und kurz.
A wizard. Someone who thinks it's funny to hurt animals. Will be driving with your room mate on the freeway in a town far away so he won't be seen, completely unaware that you saw him. He will then speed to your apartment complex, drop her off (where she'll pretend to be asleep) and follow you around the parking lot until you park and get out. Damage control.
E to the M to the O also enjoys learning about you so he can go to others and betray you.
If you try to get away from him, hell stalk you. If you show affection he'll call you a stalker.
E to the M to the O once confessed that he had dug a hole. Was that a body sized hole? Did he do that before or after he went to the massage parlor?
All in all you'd be best advised to keep your distance. Or he'll get his burning man friend in on it too.
A wizard. Someone who thinks it's funny to hurt animals. Will be driving with your room mate on the freeway in a town far away so he won't be seen, completely unaware that you saw him. He will then speed to your apartment complex, drop her off (where she'll pretend to be asleep) and follow you around the parking lot until you park and get out. Damage control.
E to the M to the O also enjoys learning about you so he can go to others and betray you.
If you try to get away from him, hell stalk you. If you show affection he'll call you a stalker.
E to the M to the O once confessed that he had dug a hole. Was that a body sized hole? Did he do that before or after he went to the massage parlor?
All in all you'd be best advised to keep your distance. Or he'll get his burning man friend in on it too.
by Getabuttjobsoitsperky October 13, 2025
Get the E to the M to the Omug. 