Brown Luggage

Walking around with a load of turds in your pants.

"I just saw Kenny at the mall and he was carrying brown luggage."

by LeroyJackson November 23, 2012

lift my luggage

Phrase used to describe taking a homosexual prostitute on a European vacation, while being an advocate of Gay to Straight conversion therapy.

George Rekers (co-founder of Anti-Gay Family Research Council) hired a blonde hustler on Rentboy.com and took him to Ibiza for a 10 day vacation, when confronted with this news he claimed he hired the boy to "lift my luggage".

by ProfessionalSmartAss May 5, 2010

Fall River Luggage

A Price Rite bag. Price Rite bags are larger, and of a much stronger quality than the typical grocery or paper bag, making them the "high end" bag of choice for the homeless population to carry everything they own.

Bum 1: my stuff!!! It fell on da floor outa my bag!!!

Bum 2: dat's funny!

Bum 3: he shoulda got used some Fall River Luggage to carry his stuff across plymouth ave!!!

Bum 2: ya, instead, he got runned over by a low ridin 92 civic.

by CheapScotch June 17, 2012

Howard Hughes Luggage

A container that was filled with urine while operating a motorized vehicle and jetisoned to the side of the roadway as litter. Common containers used as trucker bombs are plastic gallon jugs, small plastic bottles, and wide mouthed glass containers. However any container capable of holding a volume of liquid waste expelled from the human body can be used.

The highway clean-up crew found alot of Howard Hughes Luggage while cleaning up the road side

by MikeW900L June 3, 2010

Unpack Your Luggage

At the end of the night after all of your groping and fondling of a female to get laid has failed. In a last ditch effort you whip out your dong and let her know it's go time.

Man I was dry humping your sister last night for about 5 hours and she kept shutting me down so finally I just unpacked my luggage and next thing you know I was balls deep! When all else fails just Unpack Your Luggage.

by Pahall November 20, 2012

Peurto Rican Luggage

A brown paper bag that contains an abundance of pork rinds.

"Hey did you see Sanchez walking up and down the street last night with his Peurto Rican luggage?"

by WeForgotSteve January 26, 2018

mary poppins' luggage

Similar to wizard's sleeve. A lady's genitals which, while possibly seeming regular, are able to accomodate an unfeasably large volume of items.

"she looked tight, but once i was inside it was like mary poppins' luggage"

by Retrovertigod November 17, 2007