Lubricatedbibling 

The act of putting copious amounts of lubricant into a deep fryer then proceeding to deep fry a bible to gain the adequate amount of artificial smegma crust.

Wow, we really lubricatedbibling the heck out of that family function last night!

Lubricatedbibling by Tdogontheropes March 22, 2024

Crazy Lubricated Topper 

When you have intercourse with a girl who is so wet she constantly leaks on you. While she is leaking you struggle to breathe and have a near death experience because you almost drown. Dont try at home

That girl is a crazy lubricated topper. I wouldnt do her.

Crazy Lubricated Topper by frandern August 31, 2010

anti-lubricator 

A very unsexy male. The male version of an anti-boner.

He's not sexy. He's like the anti-lubricator. He makes my vag as dry as a crouton.

anti-lubricator by Clar February 4, 2014

Dickus lubricandus 

As the name suggests.

Ron: "You do it then if you're so clever go on! Go on!"
Hermione: DICKUS LUBRICANDUS

Dickus lubricandus by Anxious_ovaries November 23, 2021