Logurt

a poisonous combination of duck butter, sweat, and feces that progressively thickens to hot temperatures. lots of Arabian princes use this to execute high criminals. can also stand for a fat guy thats name is logan

that dude is such a Logurt bro

by deeper father March 19, 2019

Our Lady of Lourdes High School

Located in Poughkeepsie, NY, this is a Catholic high school where dreams go to die. Many parents, clearly unaware of the favoritism, shitty and questionable ethics, and the hiring of teachers that belong no where near students, send their children there to grow and learn in those tough high school years, but instead, their children graduate and are sent away with nothing more than a new found hatred for religion and the bigoted assholes that run the school. Not only do they take all of your money in tuition, they suck every last dollar of your parents paycheck, such as when they take $60 from you so you can walk up and down a road twice and call it a fundraiser. If you don't pay, they get pissy and take it out on you. Save the $28,000 you'll pay in 4 years tuition and put it towards college.

Kid 1: Where do you go to school?
Kid 2: Our Lady of Lourdes High School
Kid 1: -hands gun-
Kid 2: -silently nods-

by fucklourdes November 14, 2011

Our Lady of Lourdes High School

(a.k.a. "Where Gum Goes To Die")
This laughable excuse for an educational institution is populated by administrators who have superiority complexes and students who probably could not find their own asses on a map. This school's idea of "diversity" is Irish Catholics vs. Italian Catholics. The only half-decent thing about this place is the teachers, the majority of whom are highly intelligent and wonderful people whose only mistake is to be teaching at this hellhole.

When I graduate from Our Lady of Lourdes High School, I am burning my $60 uniform shoes in Papa John's office.

by lookbeyond October 21, 2008

Lourenzo

Lourenzo is a very nice person when you don't run him down. When Lourenzo is older he will become a WWE superstar. Lourenzo loves going to the gym and eating healthy, Lourenzo also likes it when people acknowledge him as it boosts his confidence and self esteem. Lourenzo will make millions one day so he can treat his beautiful future girlfriend Lola... Hopefully 😂

Lourenzo "Never try, never succeed " Lima Squad since 2014

by Future WWE champ August 20, 2016

tso-lotus

One who joins Counter-Strike clans and figginates everything. He gets into top level clans by offering to buy them tickets to CPL so they can meet the lovely Ksharp, but never pays up. Eventually he disappears back to the land from whence he came.

You're such a tso-lotus, go back to Canada you fucking fig.

by ger November 22, 2004

Flaming Lotus

An ancient variation of the classic table lotus sex position, however it is far more dangerous, so dangerous it has only ever been attempted a handful of times in recorded history. It is said that if a women agrees to perform this move for you, there is no option available to you other than to wife her. The standard table lotus position is taken and the lovers engage in coitus. While this even occurs the female partner involved begins placing oil carefully around her on the table. Just as her partner reaches climax she drops a match onto the table surrounding her in deadly flames. If the woman should survive the ordeal the couple are to be thought of as perfect matches if not a disgrace to humanity and thus their fiery death justified.

Geoff: I heard Shanella was working on a new sex move for Tom

Jack: Yea she going to give him a Flaming Lotus next week.

Geoff: Fuck, I hope they survive.

Jack: Meh

by john the beast May 26, 2013

LOTUS ELISE S2

The best lightweight handling sports car by a million miles, nothing comes close to the precision feedback, brakes, handling and everyday useability of an Elise, a modern day classic that is unlikely to be ever eclipsed.

Shit man look at that Lotus Elise S2 blitz that Veyron round a bend..

by WHITEWEDGE November 28, 2009