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turf lodge facelift

Turf Lodge is a low income social housing estate in west belfast. A turf lodge facelift is a girl with her hair pulled back into the tightest of ponytails which leaves her eyebrows where her scalp line used to be.

She may also have 3 kids to different dads, false tan, smokin a regal kingsize, and runnin about in pyjamas until her dole check comes in

Similair to Croydon facelift
Check out the turf lodge facelift on that bitch. Her ponytail is so tight, she looks feline
by drew23ski October 17, 2009
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Great Wolf Lodge

An awesome water park with crappy food, adults that get drunk while their kids swim, and kids that claw your legs in the hot tub. BEWARE!
by @jmini249 January 15, 2017
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Eyebrook Lodge Traffic Cone

A variation of the ‘Slovakian Traffic Cone’, individuals are placed underneath an upturned traffic cone held by their peers. Excessive amounts of beers are then poured into the funnel-like cone to then be consumed by those underneath. If conducted properly, this shall result in the recipients of the Eyebrook Lodge Traffic Cone being utterly drenched and partially blinded by the alcohol delivered through the funnel.
Ahh mate, let’s finish off the night with a cheeky Eyebrook Lodge Traffic Cone for good measure.
by Bullingdon Club April 11, 2023
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“A frequently visited place.”
Have you been to Medusa’s full service lodging facility that is uniquely beautiful and stylish. (Is a self-contained commercial establishment.) yet? Hear that it's frequently visited.
by ShorterThanYuu September 29, 2020
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roger lodge

A sexual act where one partner inserts the large sized, multi sectioned tootsie roll in the other partner’s anus.
Denise gave me a Roger Lodge last night, and then she ate the tootsie roll!
by RagaDagga April 14, 2022
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Ski lodge

When a girl trades between guy on a regular basis
by Penīs licker January 6, 2019
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Lodge Poled

The past-tense act of eating the delicious cheesy bread from regional pizza chain, Mackenzie River, and/or the ambiguous past-tense of performing a sexual act.
Example 1: “Me and the homies went to Mack River last night and got lodge poled. My breath smelled like ass after.”

Example 2: “How did your tinder date go last night?”

“Well.”

“How well?”

“I got lodge poled.”

“Nice.”
by MacReady95 June 12, 2023
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