Linkedinglish

1. Terms hopelessly boring people use to make themselves seem more interesting on professional social networking sites.
2. The only instance in which doughy, pasty office-dwellers can refer to themselves with terms like “Lean,” “Agile,” "Master" and “Black Belt.”

Person 1: ”Bonnie is a Lean Six-Sigma Scrum Master, and I’m only a Blue Belt.”

Person 2: ”Dude, I don’t care how much Linkedinglish you use to describe yourself, being in middle management will not help you break cinder blocks with your head.”

by OfficeDroneErik August 20, 2012

lished

When a woman sits on a mans face, and rides it until she cums.

"Why are you so sticky?"

"Oh, I was just lished"

by xCharliexHustlex January 7, 2014

I got it licked

I got it in my possession or I have got it in the bag.

" Did you finish that assignment?" " I got it licked"

by bakkenemily November 16, 2016

black listed

relating to the term "black book," being black listed means to be just another girl that a guy cheated on his girlfriend with. The guy is usually a charmer who tries to convince each girl that she is different and special. Sometimes he may even mean it and dump his girlfriend, but they'll always get back together. He can't be alone, but he also doesn't like commitment, as so the Black List grows and grows. The guys most common quotes are usually "It's different this time" or "I really do care"

girl one: that freshman hooked up with Adam. He convinced her he was going to actually leave his girlfriend.

girl two: but she really just got black listed...

by troggish September 23, 2009

Liked Her in Print

When you meet someone through a social networking site like Facebook, Myspace etc.. but when you meet them in person something about them makes you wanna punch them in the face.

Dave: "So dude did you finally meet face to face with that hot chic from Facebook?"
Tony: "Yeah man but she talked like Rosie Perez so I only liked her in print."

by Dawnger December 9, 2010

liked you better when you were fat

Sarcastic way of saying you don’t like someone (because the person was never fat)

Jim: Fred I liked you better when you were fat
Fred: I never was fat
Jim:I know, I never liked you

by USA1010 September 24, 2020

friend listed

When a guy likes a girl but the girl will only ever see the man as a friend

man: i asked lizzy out
bro: result?
man: no i've been friend listed
bro: better luck next time /b/rother

by Will is meeeeee May 14, 2011