At least I have standards

Telling someone that they have the average needs of an average person and that they are not low lifes

Random friend: Why do you have to live in an apartment, are you that poor?
Probably You: I’m not that be rich, but at least i have standards aight?

by on July 4, 2022

at least there are no briars

Da rueful "thank goodness for no thorns" cheer-up remark dat you say to your bush-whacking companions when laboriously pushing your way through thick brush. Thankfully for Brer Rabbit, Brer Fox and Brer Bear were **not** able to utter this phrase when they flung Brer Rabbit into the nearby prickly thicket, and thus said dense patch of spiky brambles prevented them from pursuing said bunny as he was guffawingly making his escape.

When da prince rescued Sleeping Beauty, he wasn't actually able to tell his horse, "At least there are no briars" as he was slashing his way through da thorn-bushes that ringed the castle. However, he and his trusty steed still never got scratched at all, thanks to da magic sword dat da three good fairies had given him; said enchanted sabre caused da spiky bushes to simply fall away to one side as da blade-wielding hero hacked them down.

by QuacksO January 8, 2020

At least polkadot it up man

When your friend is pissed that T.I. Will not be in Antman 3: Quantumania. You simply respond “Hey! At least polkadot it up man!”
This phrase is meticulously designed to immediately install happiness in the child’s brain

Example:
“GOD SAKE T.I. ISN’T IN ANTMAN 3: QUANTUMANIA!”
“Hey man, At least polkadot it up man!”
“Okay bro I’m so sorry, I love you!”
Kiss

by Sir Jaiden the Maiden March 1, 2021

At Least Seven

A non-response that is given when asked a quantitative question for which you have no answer, or would rather not provide one.

"How many pedophiles from Epstein's island do you think are in our government right now?"
"OH! At LEAST 7"
_________

"How many people have you slept with?"
"Uh- I mean- at least seven."

by Busty Ryan December 19, 2024

Path of least resistancing

I heard the bosses in Path of Exile 2 would shit all over the bosses in Diablo 4.

Hym "I can both FEEL and HEAR the fluid 'path of least resistancing' down the back of my neck on the left hand side. It usually happens when I'm laying on my back with my head elevated. I also get tinnitus when resting my head on my pillow. I can hear it squeezing out down my neck. Which is neat I guess..."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

least said, soonest mended

a difficult situation will be resolved more quickly if there is no more discussion of it.

"It's best to follow the advice of 'least said, soonest mended' and not rehash the same disagreements we've been over multiple times. Let's focus on finding a constructive solution rather than dwelling on past mistakes."

by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025