lazer shark dick

noen: the plasma gun the you can get in every "doom" game that is playable.

"hey look the doom guy just picked up the lazer shark dick."

by NexusGaming May 30, 2017

Lazer

Music genre evolved from alternative rock in the mid-2010s. Lazer music includes synth guitar sound, complex songs structure and raw bass parts.

Typical lazer-bands are underground formations experimenting with industrial metal and grunge.

by Gumboldt January 30, 2024

Lazer daddy

Lazer daddies are kinky dad's who get shot out of your toes, they generally have lazers for dicks which come in a range of lengths, intensity and colour. They are always hot, and never straight.

Dude one: "hey dude my feet feel sore"
Dude two: "oh gods, get the fishing rods the Lazer daddy is coming"

by LeakyLamp January 27, 2022

lazer leafeon

A man who is of quality but it is canceled by his love of fortnite but his love of midas and beyblade cancels his love of fortnite

Person: Hi
Lazer Leafeon: YeH TriN to HaRD

by SomePrick69420 October 20, 2020

Lazer Dim 700

A fye rapper from atl who can freestyle off the top. Known for treacherous and Asian rock

Bro dis lazer dim 700 song is fire

by yrnx3xrs366 May 15, 2024

lazered

when an smg warrior kills me in two seconds flat WHILE IM HOLDING THE WALL

little did he know... it was at this time when he was going to lazered.

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 19, 2020

lazer dim 700

Lazer dim 700 is the best Atlanta rapper in the underground right now and is know for the vocals in his songs being unmixed but the song still being good

Lazer dim 700 needs to get his songs mixed

by xevdied March 2, 2024