layten

Is a guy with the smallest penis you will see

Layten has a super small penis

by wallieworld November 12, 2014

lacken

OK.. i dont usually be mean like this but i gotta say that lacken is absolutely disgusting. everytime me and my friends look at their webshots we wanna cry. all we say is "ewwwww!!!" . YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN!! you know who u are, they are dirty dirty dirty whores who cake on the CVS orange makeup and who smoke cigerettes like its their job. CONGRATULATIONS LADIES! u smoke cigs! no one gives a shit and its fucken DISGUSTING! so pat yourself on the back for cancer. no one respects yall bc u walk around with shit out, stop frying your hair, stop wearing bad blush across your face, stop looking scary, stop fucking guys who graduated from Oakton like 3 years ago and now are attending NOVA wahoo!, and stop LACKEN bc it needs to end. i feel so sorry for u girls, but like the other person said. THANKS FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT! motherfuckers

i dont even need to put an example, everyone knows who they are and what the look like... this is so funny.. im sorry girls, but it is. Take this as an opportunity to change, b/c its needed and yall probably wouldnt have listend to us in any other way bc u wouldve thought we were "hating" on the LACKEN crew, well fuck that. you're ugly, PEACEE!!!

by president bush May 7, 2005

A Lykens

A rare Fratdaddy that often resides in the most superior of Frat Castle's. This brah has an excellent fratitude! Here are his strengths & weaknesses:

Strengths: Pounding Frat Water (Natty Light), Chillin, Creating fratfits, Toting up, Using Chat Roulette, Educating on all thangs Dank & increasing fratmosphere through fratmosis.

Weaknesses: Staircases, All things "Not Chill", GEEDS, Anything involving the use of shoulders, Country music, Fat Chicks (Isn't that everyone's)

This Brah's powers increase with a mystical herb & dank mash-ups!

Oh, that guy's A Lykens he fell down the staircase, broke his shoulder, and was still able to get up in time to smoke a blunt and chill.

This geed asked my butt buddy Jerry for a hit and I told him dude "Not Chill, Sorry bout cha."

by geedzrul January 21, 2011

dirty laken

When some takes a shite on your chest while you suck the puss out of the boils on their ass cheeks

This girl gave me such a dirty laken last night

by Thewhitereefer April 14, 2020

Lakenheath

the largest U.S. Air Force-operated base in England and the only U.S. Air Forces in Europe

umm... hey thats lakenheath air force base.

by zdo February 19, 2009

LACKEN

LACKEN is a sorority at Oakton High School which is composed of some of the hottest senior girls. They are known for partying, drinking and smoking cigarettes. They are most likely the only girls in high school who buy and actually drink their own beer. You probably see them at every party you go to and they travel in groups of 5 or more. Each of their names makes up a letter in the word LACKEN. They are the "baddest" clique of high school girls around.

LACKEN girls own you bitch.

by ilovelacken April 28, 2005

Laiken

the most beautiful, sweet , funny, kind hearted girl of all. she’ll sweep you off your feet. but be careful , she’s not for everyone. she’ll make your heart beat fast as lightning and take your breath in a second with her insane beauty. she could turn the tides with her smile and she holds my heart. if you find a laiken like mine, she’s a keeper.

i’m in love with you laiken.. i wanna be with you.

by martayyy April 28, 2020