HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!!

this person needs to hold sin kæft if his name is lauritz

HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!! DIN LILLE LORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by HOLDNUKÆF January 28, 2022

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Alvis Lau

Random guy from LSC, looks pretty cool, he pretty tall, his height is about 180 cm. He member of volleyball team, he plays volleyball and basketball pretty good.

Student A: AYO IS THAT Alvis Lau?!
Student B: Ye he a gigachad

by Bababoi49 November 29, 2022

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Lauing
(verb)

The act of attempting a reckless, low-percentage, “clip-worthy” play in Valorant (or other FPS games) with the full intention of throwing the round or even the entire match. To lau is to deliberately sabotage while disguising it as a flashy highlight attempt.

Used sarcastically to justify failure: any missed shot or questionable play can be excused as “just lauing.”

“Why’d you peek mid with a Shorty against an Operator?”
“Relax bro, I was lauing.”

“Stop lauing, it’s overtime. We actually need this win.”

“He said he was clutching, but we all knew he was lauing the second he went for that 360.”

by Der2032 August 27, 2025

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Lau

The same type of people who brought the world computers, yet still get treated like absolute shit.
idiot: "Haha you have autism, you're such a retard."
autistic person: "That's funny, I should tell you that an autistic person invented the same fucking screen you look at 24/7."

Lau is a tomato, homie be looking like a used tampon

by tabsss April 16, 2022

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