lanky ass wipe

When you wipe you ass but theres still a long piece of crap half hanging out

FUCK, our shitty roomate is being a lanky ass wipe again!

by JustinGardener October 1, 2017

lanky la la

Just like the word Lanky! It is a term used to describe someone who is thin and can pull of wearing some of the most difficult looks. Something a Jamaican descendent might call someone, as a way to compliment him/her

Hello Lanky la la!
Oh, it's Miss Lanky la la, in her pretty bikini.

by Cheetahgirl June 26, 2014

october 14th national kick a lanky cunt day

find a lanky cunt and kick the shit out of them

boy: hey your lanky !!!
lanky cunt: ummm
*boy kicks the shit out of lanky cunt *
lanky cunt remebers that its october 14th national kick a lanky cunt day

by mr sexy man ‘not ellis ‘ November 7, 2021

Skanky Lanky

Someone who’s over the age of 30 who comes into your DMs who you don’t wanna talk too, also known as a pedophile

Friend #1: Did you hear about the Skanky Lanky on the tv?
Friend #2: yeah ofc he’s one of the top 10 pedophiles

by No Skanky Lankys Allowed June 1, 2020

big dumb lanky idiot

The hottest and D A N K E S T person ever.

I wanna be a big dumb lanky idiot.

by its olive May 31, 2018

lanky

to be a lanky, one must demonstrate an excessive quantity of either or all of the three A’s. a willingness to provide unreciprocated Admiration, Assistance, or Attention, to a female in some shape or form.

Did you see that guy begging me to let him do my homework? He’s such a lanky.

by ishallruletheworld August 11, 2021

Lanky Flakes

The best, and healthiest cereal brand. Lanky Flakes is made up of 100% natural ingredients. Each color has a different flavor of basic fruits. Red: strawberry, orange: orange, yellow: banana, green: lime, blue: blueberry, & purple: grape. See more information on your box of Lanky Flakes when you purchase it at: Best Buy, Walmart, Target, Kohl's, Acme, & ShopRite!

Lanky Flakes is good cereal!

by Lanky Kong! December 11, 2017