A Slutty Hermaphrodite known for garbage singles such as "Poker Face" & "Just Dance." She/He is the
perfect example of how the Music industry is performing Hara-Kiri and allowing corporate businessmen
bent on selling numbers rather than finding quality to take over. Her fans mainly consist of Teenagers, Metrosexuals, and Homosexuals, all who deny the fact that she/he has a
Penis. She/He generally dresses in slutty and/or extremely strange outfits and hairdos in order to draw attention away from her Genitals. She/He nearly uses some form of
Computer Editing to enhance his/her Vocals in all of his/her songs. She/He considers dancing as aligning one's self into sexual positions out of random. Her/His "Artistic" comments are piss
poor and have little to or no relevance to the real world. She/He generally sings about sex like a lot of today's "Artists." She/He sends the message to sluts everywhere that living a life of sluttiness and
stupidity can lead to fame or in her/his case, infamy. The
day "Artists" like Lady GaGa are no longer famous, the music industry will pull it's head out of it's anus.
Philip: Dude, I just got the best
handjob!
Stephen: From who?
Philip:
Lady GaGa.
Stephen: Eww!
Philip: What?
Stephen: Do you know why she gives such good handies?
Philip: Why?
Stephen: What do you think?
*Three seconds
later*
Philip: OH MY GOD!
*Philip shoots self with handgun*
