libertarian 

the real definition of "liberals"
the only people that have the wisdom of our founding fathers
fuck the democrats.

democrats just buncha starbucks liberals who have no idea about the real issues because they're rich and growing up in a safe american suburb. they're just as ignorant as republicans but attempting to cover it up. while libertarians are the one who actually gives a shit about constitutions and respect the rights that are given by it

libertarian by real liberals October 8, 2008

Libertarian 

A failed fucking republican.

I wanted to enrich my already rich friends so I ran as a Republican but lost, so I’m running again as a libertarian.

Libertarian by Bank Varish July 17, 2020

Libertarian 

Synonym for Pedophile.

"That guy isn't allowed within 5 miles of a school"
"Why not?"
"He's a libertarian"

"Oh god."

Libertarian by Heavy Metal Chad February 15, 2021

Libertarian 

One of four, and only four, possible political philosophies. The Libertarian believes in both personal and economic freedom.

The liberal, or left-winger, believes in personal freedom.

The conservative, or right-winger, believes in economic freedom.

The interventionist, or tyrant, believes in neither.

Virtually all political figures, and most of the electorate, are currently interventionist. Things will continue to deteriorate as long as this condition exists.

In most cases, there is no significant difference in candidates. The partisan antics involved in recent elections are therefore absurd. They both are on the same side, so to speak.

His libertarian leanings have put him at odds with his statehouse colleagues.

Libertarian by Shiva, Kali, Tsects, Fulgora March 17, 2013

Libertarian 

Someone who is completely dependent on others while being fully convinced of their own independence. They were born on third base and think that means that they hit a triple. Most of them have read Ayn Rand fiction novels and think they are supposed to be living in one. Her fans were called "the society of selfishness".

Most Libertarians I know have trouble defining what they believe in.

Libertarian by Arizona Mildman May 30, 2018

Libertarian 

A person who eats liberals.

Gary Johnson is a libertarian, he is in custody for the attempt to consume Newt Gingrich, his favorite lunchtime snack.

Libertarian by lsjfownmc35 August 21, 2012

Libertarian 

Someone who believes they are entitled to the fruits of their own labor.

Who is John Galt? A Libertarian.

Libertarian by John.Galt August 24, 2010