Lazer daddy

Lazer daddies are kinky dad's who get shot out of your toes, they generally have lazers for dicks which come in a range of lengths, intensity and colour. They are always hot, and never straight.

Dude one: "hey dude my feet feel sore"
Dude two: "oh gods, get the fishing rods the Lazer daddy is coming"

by LeakyLamp January 27, 2022

lazered

when an smg warrior kills me in two seconds flat WHILE IM HOLDING THE WALL

little did he know... it was at this time when he was going to lazered.

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 19, 2020

Lazer james

It may be a group of hackers who plan on bringing bco to their knee's or it could be the guy who brought down titanfall2 nobody really knows

Lazer james was here

by Lazer james August 2, 2021

lazer dim 700

best rapper ever

Man i love lazer dim 700

by deblolz July 25, 2024

lazer dim 700

One of the best upcoming rappers, but can't play with RC cars in peace

Person 1 "You seen Lazer Dim 700 got arrested?"
Person 2 "He did? For what?"
Person 1 "Playing with a rc car in public."

by MarcusTooSwaggy February 9, 2024

Lazer

Beam of light from a pen

My skeet shot out like a lazer LOL

by Popoopopoo April 24, 2019

lazer leafeon

A man who is of quality but it is canceled by his love of fortnite but his love of midas and beyblade cancels his love of fortnite

Person: Hi
Lazer Leafeon: YeH TriN to HaRD

by SomePrick69420 October 20, 2020