kris

toetjesmonster (dessertmonster), kris is a person who will beat the shit out of you if he doesn't get the right dessert.

where is my dessert? I'm gonna pull a kris!

by jemoeder335 March 23, 2022

Kris

get the banana

Kris get the banana

by ultimate368 January 31, 2022

Kris

Gay people who suck dicks for money

Person 1 :hey dude im going to hire philp

Person 2: dude he is such a kris

by Hsehebjden April 16, 2018

Kris

''Kris'', is often a nickname for a person who is generally unlikable or a bitter old man.
A ''Kris'' will most likely enjoy mathematics.

Peter: '' So what do you like to do on your free time?''
Kris: ''Math!''
Pete: '' Oh no, it's a Kris..''

George:'' Why does that guy look like a raisin?''

Patty:'' That's a Kris.''

by Wurt October 13, 2018

Kris

an ugly potato that sits on the couch all day

“Hey Kris is a loser”
“I agree”

by kris.pykreme February 18, 2019

Gotta Kris

To leave quickly, just like how Kris left Exo-M.

girl: I'm pregnant
boy: gotta Kris *leaves*

by popk August 22, 2016

kris bryant

2015 Rookie of the year. Only reason why teenage girls from Chicago watch baseball. Future legend and mass poon slayer

Becky: Kris Bryant can reach home plate with me!
Dad: me too!

by BaseballFan29 July 18, 2016