Kim Jong Un

Jerking off and ejaculating, acting like a missile that goes up and falls short. Then taking the tip of your dick and inserting it into a shitty anus, getting shit on the tip to make it look like his haircut ; then people clapping afterwards

My girl likes when I give her a Kim Jong Un

by Joseph P. Mama March 06, 2024

Kim Jong Un

A very large man who really hates america and has very large nukes to compensate for something.

okay but really he is the leader of North Korea and has been running with the very large hatred of western imperialism and I would say doesn't really care about the well being of his citizens with the recent famines.

"what is he gonna do eat me?" -Royal Pear

Person 1: "did you hear Kim Jong Un is gonna make more nukes?"
Person 2: "he always does that"

by InkDemonnD February 25, 2024

Kim Jong-un

Ruler of North Korea that cried because birth rates in the country was falling.

Oh please, if Kim Jong-un had fed his country well enough then this definition wouldn't have been written right now.

by Empress Kristi December 30, 2023

Southpark Kim Jong-un

Southpark, or Northpark Kim Jong-un is a short, asian Southpark character, only he's not from Southpark, he's from Northpark. North Korea, more like. *wink*

Here's a picture of him now: h ttps://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSflrJ5CvKRvhWIYPwnMxlMGqkM6e--zpSgVQ&usqp=CAU
You might want to remove the space in between to see the picture.

Southpark Kim Jong-un......More like North Korea Kim Jong-un!
Ha! A real knee-slapper!

by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023

The Kim Jong Un

The act of disappearing for a couple of weeks or even months to eventually show up rather unexpected.

Justin: Wow! That’s a long time ago. You lost some weight.

Leo: Yeah I was kinda fed up with everything so I had to do The Kim Jong Un for a while.
Justin: Alright man, good to have you back.

by Uhhhhhhidk1888 March 08, 2022

Kim Jong un

A fucking fat ass that likes to bang women in his nuclear missile base. He likes to smoke his weed with his 10 hot fucking sexy babes in the bathroom banging them all at once. After that he blows everywhere and makes the women lick it up and then all the white stuff goes all over the face and tounge. It feels so good

Wanna invite Kim Jong Un over to our house? hes a real baddie

by IlikeBangingBigBlackMenCum November 15, 2023

Kim Jong Un

A giant fucking fatass who dictates North Korea and makes life hell for basically EVERYBODY who lives there. Oh, and he has labor camps too. Jesus christ. Thank god I wasn't born there.

Person 1: You know Kim Jong Un?
Person 2: The Fatass?

by ᛗᚤᛋᛏᛖᚱᛁᛟᚢᛋ ᚾᛁᚷᚺᛏ May 20, 2022