The Karnakian Theorem

The Karnakian Theorem states the following: "The Japanese are all insane."

"Dude, what the hell is up with that gameshow?"
"I refer you to the Karnakian Theorem."

by Mellowcorks February 7, 2006

kayarn

A lightskin with blue eyes that gets hella yats an always give him a second chance if he fucks up

That boy must be a kayarn if he’s going out wid her again

by [e-mail] February 13, 2018

Karnvir

A sweet man that will make anyone happy. He is a beloved boy.

Oh karnvir is so nice.
Karnvir put your dick in me.

by Lol1232e4554 June 1, 2018

Karnes

Absolute Chad. This man is Jesus and our lord and savior. All hail Karnes.
Make sure to turn off the VR Headset when done.

Mr Karnes is a absolute Chad.

by @whs__memes December 4, 2019

Karyn

The type of wife that is great at putting grumpy babies to sleep, whilst also able to satisfy her man.

Husband: "Hey, can you get the baby sleep? I really really want to see the end of this program and then get a load away"

Wife: "Does this name tag read "Karyn"? No? Then turn that TV off and go root yourself"

by Pubcrawl February 5, 2010

Kayin

A Man that Has a Huge Penis And is great in bed And he is a black man who plays basketball

I wish i could be just kayin

by Hooyyfddyds May 8, 2018

karnak

To magically provide the answer to the question before it is revealed or asked.

Wait! Don't ask the question yet. I am going to karnak the answer.

Originally this came from the Johnny Carson show and Karnak the Magnificent skit. Where Johnny (Karnak) would magically know the answer to the question in his envelope if he held it up to his head.

Common usages:
How the heck did you karnak that?
How the hell was I supposed to karnak that? You could at least have given me a hint.

by toddecus June 20, 2008