Pubcrawl's definitions

Karyn

The type of wife that is great at putting grumpy babies to sleep, whilst also able to satisfy her man.

Husband: "Hey, can you get the baby sleep? I really really want to see the end of this program and then get a load away"

Wife: "Does this name tag read "Karyn"? No? Then turn that TV off and go root yourself"

by Pubcrawl February 5, 2010