No, not the delicious donuts. A Krispy Kreme is a term used to describe body builders. This is due to the oily, shiny skin body builders often have. This oiliness vaguely resembles that of the delectable glaze one would find on a Krispy Kreme donut.
Paul: "Body builders be looking like a Krispy Kreme donut, with their tan and shiny skin."
Floyd: "For real dude!"
Floyd: "For real dude!"
by Windex_Weekly February 12, 2020
Dude1: so how did the hookup go last night?
Dude2: woke up and she gave me a Krispy Kreme and some coffee...talking full on continental breakfast bro...and I was like, Days Inn...
Dude2: woke up and she gave me a Krispy Kreme and some coffee...talking full on continental breakfast bro...and I was like, Days Inn...
by captainskitz April 25, 2023
A Krispy Kreme is a deviant sexual act in which a person beholding a penis ejaculates around the asshole of another person. The ejaculate is then left to dry, leaving a glazing in between the sweet cheeks of the ejaculatee. Once the glaze has hardened to the desired consistency, the ejaculator (or others) proceed(s) to gobble the Krispy Kreme resembling sphincter.
Person 1 "Thank you for dinner, is there any dessert?",
Person 2 "Yes, here's a Krispy Kreme Dave and I prepared earlier" *Pulling down pants to reveal shiny glazed rectum*.
Person 2 "Yes, here's a Krispy Kreme Dave and I prepared earlier" *Pulling down pants to reveal shiny glazed rectum*.
by EnthusiasticBaking January 14, 2025
Maverick ejaculated on his hand, then rubbed it around, then air dried it. Looks like a krispy kreme glazed donut = Krispy Kreme Hands
by BISHNI44A March 12, 2020