Dude1: so how did the hookup go last night?
Dude2: woke up and she gave me a Krispy Kreme and some coffee...talking full on continental breakfast bro...and I was like, Days Inn...
Dude2: woke up and she gave me a Krispy Kreme and some coffee...talking full on continental breakfast bro...and I was like, Days Inn...
by captainskitz April 25, 2023
Get the Krispy Krememug. A Krispy Kreme is a deviant sexual act in which a person beholding a penis ejaculates around the asshole of another person. The ejaculate is then left to dry, leaving a glazing in between the sweet cheeks of the ejaculatee. Once the glaze has hardened to the desired consistency, the ejaculator (or others) proceed(s) to gobble the Krispy Kreme resembling sphincter.
Person 1 "Thank you for dinner, is there any dessert?",
Person 2 "Yes, here's a Krispy Kreme Dave and I prepared earlier" *Pulling down pants to reveal shiny glazed rectum*.
Person 2 "Yes, here's a Krispy Kreme Dave and I prepared earlier" *Pulling down pants to reveal shiny glazed rectum*.
by EnthusiasticBaking January 14, 2025
Get the Krispy Krememug. When you have an orgasm that is so good, you will completely fill up the vagina with all of the cream you can produce. Often resulting in making any woman tap-out.
Jack and Jill were having the best sexual inter course and when he finished, Jack filled up her vagina with his Krispy Kreme style Orgasm.
by cug-um August 13, 2021
Get the Krispy Krememug. Maverick ejaculated on his hand, then rubbed it around, then air dried it. Looks like a krispy kreme glazed donut = Krispy Kreme Hands
by BISHNI44A March 12, 2020
Get the Krispy Kreme Handsmug.