jp

really dumb

jp is really dumb. your a jp. ur dum, hahah

by Anonymous February 12, 2003

JP

Abbreviation for Jake's penis.

Ooh I love a bit of JP.

by F3I March 27, 2020

jps

A sequence in this specific order:

Jerk-Poop-Shower

Yo man, I'm gonna go home tonight and JPS it.

I JPS'd it so hard last night.

by jps4985498459458 November 5, 2010

jp

The Jewish problem or the JP; is a very real phenomenon in which one comes to a realization after observing the JQ or (Jewish Question) and comes to a realization, it's no longer a question, but a very distinct and clear PROBLEM.

SEE ALSO: JQ ALT RIGHT ZIONISM YIDS TOUCH KIDS ELITES PALASTINIAN GENOCIDE THE GREAT REPLACEMENT

Listen Mom, I know you're a Boomer and Dad is a bit of a cuck... but I'm trying to tell you, because I love you! This JQ is a JP!!! Love you Mom

by UniteTheWhite October 1, 2018

jp

Abbreviation for the jet pack in the popular Natural Selection Mod for Half-Life.
Usually asked for by 12 year olds who just joined a server.

"Commander give me a JP and HMG so I can pwn their hive"
Note: Giving out JPs typically is like signing a death sentence on the marine who will inevitably fly off alone and get killed.

by ViolentBob July 2, 2005

JP

a confused PJ; very fond of STD (suck this dick); a dangerous little boy (watch out for the classic snow up the skirt move)

by NoIDontBlow March 4, 2003

jp

simp

he a simp thats a jp right there

by ifurreadingugay April 15, 2020