Johnathan prayer

A very bald tall and hot dude. He is an amazing friend and actor. Johnathan is my best friend.

Johnathan prayer is a Abellas best friend.

by Special guy ;) March 16, 2022

Johnathan Dowe

Johnathan Dowe does not exist. He never has existed. If you know of anyone named Johnathan Dowe, please report to your local Anomalous Entity Containment Center and Anomalous Entity Encounter Rehabilitation Facility.

Anomalous Entity #08375: Johnathan Dowe (JD8375)
Rehabilitation Patient #4780931 (R4780931)
Research Intern #37 (RI37)

RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
R4780931: "Johnny had been my neighbor for years. We had barbecues, and lite fireworks..."
RI37: "You ingested food provided by JD8375?"
R4780931: "Is that a bad thing?"
SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."

by MiserableFuck April 6, 2022

Johnathan Wong

A God who cam down from the heavens to see a mortal who was unmatched in beauty and heart in any universe. Before that he had a fine life of a player of all female both mortal and goddess. The moment he saw her it was love/lust at first sight along with a bet of a dare.

Damn bro Johnathan Wong just couldn't resist that girl lily. I can see why he left heaven tho

by FrosTsXNINEall March 22, 2020

Johnathan

If you were to ever come across a johnathan you should befriend them right away! Though shy and awkward at times he is one of the best friends you could ever have! From his goofy personality to his amazingly random talents a Johnathan is sure to make your life better! Sassy attitudes, to fun and games over time you find that he always has a big personality! Loving his hobbies like cars, shoes, guitars, watches, etc. He is a master of his crafts!

A great partner who is always there for you, a 5 star kisses and best Cuddles around! And late night in bed, you better bet nomatter how the day was he'll hold you close and love you unconditionally! Small silly thoughtful gifts can be found when with a Johnathan, from fire mixtapes, to your favorite snacks he always has you covered! Weather he be a friend, or a partner you can't go wrong with a Johnathan!

"Hey what do you call a fake noodle?!"
"What Johnathan"
"An Impasta!"
*uncontrollable dumb laughter*

I love you goober♡

by Spacedace23 February 12, 2022

johnathan flores

johnathan means the world to me , he’s my boyfriend for the rest of my life , i don’t care what we have to go thru together we are meant to be and we will be together until we die , i hope i can die with him :) i dont want him to die but that’s my wish is we die together! he’s the only boy i love the only boy i actually have loved , yes i might have liked people before or said i loved them but no , i never did . i only loved johnathan and only will love johnathan <3 he’s mi amor and i will never give up on him , can’t live without him he’s the reason i’m here :) i love you johnathan -ashley flores<3

ashley loves johnathan flores :)<3

by ashley flores <3 September 21, 2021

Oliver Johnathan Hymer

A larger creature commonly found roaming near maccas

Oliver Johnathan Hymer is a fat prick

by Oliver Hymer May 20, 2023

Johnathan’s dick

There are two names for johnathan’s dick. number 1 is johnathan’s dick. Number two is iyanna’s dick. Basically what that means is johnathan’s dick is mine so dnt even think abt trying to get it. It’s mines and he know it’s mine😘

Johnathan’s dick is now iyanna’s dick

by freakygirl231 November 19, 2023