Joaquin Moment Moment

The moment in which one transcends pass a Joaquin Moment. Some say it is was not only the greatest moment of their life but the pinnacle of humanity.

Person 1: Had sex it was a Joaquin Moment
Person 2: joaquin moment moment

by Joaquin moment moment February 22, 2021

Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease

(Note that this just a joke and is not real so please don't take it seriously)

Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease is a hugely rare disease that makes a person laugh uncontrollably until they physically cannot breath. This usually accures when something funny is said to the person or if the person thinks of something they think is funny. The meaning behind the disease's name is from Joaquin Phoenix, who is famous for playing Joker in the DC film of the same name. In the film, he suffers from a illness very similar to this where he will laugh miniacly without his free will. Side effects of Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease include, laughing uncontrollably, sore throat and lungs, unable to control breathing processes and even death.

Person 1: *says something funny*
Person 2: *starts laughing uncontrollably for several minutes*
Person 1: wow dude are you okay??
Person 2: yeah I'm fine I just have Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease, it happens all the time.
Person 1: Oh okay see you later bro.
Person 2: *continues to laugh and choke cutely in Japanese*

by mysticfr0g December 26, 2021

Joaquin

Nickname for a massively tall human specimen who has unspoken rizz, but transparent tendencies and bespunding behavior.

“Hey bro, you know that dude Joaquin?”
“I like Joaquin to school”
“Wut”

by YustoorYT January 28, 2024

Joaquin

He's pronouncing it as though it's a hebrew name. That's why he says it like that.

Hym "What was astounding about Joaquin's performance was that he got my mannerisms and affectations right. Especially in the talk show scene. That's when I realized what was happening. I'm like 'Wait... What!? What the fuck is happening right n... Oh holy shit that's me....' It was great! Such a cool moment. HOW DID HE DO THAT!? Did he see me somehow or did he just read the script and wing it? Even Tyrone thought it was spot on. That was wild. I know this is coming a few years to late but that's just how things work here I suppose..."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023

Joaquin

He is one of the sweetest guy you will ever meet. If u pulled him, good job. He wants to make you feel special but doesn't know how because he cannot express his feelings well. He seems so happy all day all night its like he has no other emotion, its a bit confusing. Joaquin is confusing tho. He says he loves you but every time you see him at school he completely ignores you, you may think its because he doesn't know how to express his love but at the beginning of the relationship he was so sweet, took you on so many dates, kissed you all the time, didn't care about what other people thought and now everything is gone, ur basically just friends that kiss, you don't see or feel the love he says he has for you. He says he's trying his best to make you feel special but nothing changes, he does the same thing over and over. People named Joaco or Joaquin are very confusing, you wish you never met him but you love him so much at the same time. He is so hot omds. Like the hottest latino you have ever seen in real life. Best style ever. His texts are really fun and cute in the beginning but now are so dry, you try to keep the conversation going but he reply's w "yeah" or "nice", what tf am i supposed to reply to that?? But it's fine. He still loves you don't worry. Do not date a Joaquin if ur an over thinker, they are very nonchalant so they don't really care. But they still love you, I hope.

Person 1: I heard she's dating Joaquin.
Person 2: Why is she dating him? She's way too good for a Joaquin.
Person 1: I know!!

by 69willneverfail November 15, 2023

Joaquin

to good

joaquin is to good

by withthehomie March 24, 2022

Joaquin Romero

the only one for Gracie

Did you hear that Joaquin Romero is Gracie’s soulmate?

by 2hollisfan July 8, 2025