When a female gives a male the equivalent of a Roman Soldier using a Strap-On Dildo and surprising him with it in the middle of the night.
You should have seen the expression on my husband's face when I gave him that Joan of Arc! He almost started running assholes to elbows!!!
by NLK October 27, 2006
a crappy show on CBS which gets high critical acclaim. it follows the adventures of a girl with epilepsy who believes she is talking to god. this gives her justification, as it has with real life world leaders, to kill and rape humanity.
God: joan, stop at least having seizures for just a minute to hear my next murderous command
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man: I don't believe in god
joan: but I do because I have brain damage!
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man: I don't believe in god
joan: but I do because I have brain damage!
by Phil The Pornstar January 20, 2005
by Pimp T-Dawg October 09, 2003
When a female gives a male the equivalent of a Roman Soldier using a Strap-On Dildo and surprising him with it in the middle of the night.
You should have seen the expression on my husband's face when I gave him that Joan of Arc! He almost started running assholes to elbows!!!
by NoLKo October 28, 2006
Homer Simpson: "The Phone Company is bamboozling us!"
Moe : "Homer's right! We're gettin' the Joan Collins special!"
Moe : "Homer's right! We're gettin' the Joan Collins special!"
by Foreverzero3 January 30, 2006
That all-denim get-up is a Joan Rivers Doubletake waiting to happen.
Damn, Rivers'd! He looks like a Karate school dropout that couldn't afford the long pants. Or belts. Or decent hair dye.
Damn, Rivers'd! He looks like a Karate school dropout that couldn't afford the long pants. Or belts. Or decent hair dye.
by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter August 28, 2007