Sexy beats, a real Viking, he gets all the pussy and none of the STD. Most metal person you Will ever meet and the badass too. His Viking legasy goes back through out history and both has Satan and Odin at his side
Wow did you see Johan Maxén at that msyhem show. Yeah he dived into the crowd from a plane.
Johan Maxén is a beast.
Johan Maxén is a beast.
by Viking beast December 13, 2016
Get the Johan Maxénmug. by Dormanor June 5, 2024
Get the Johanmug. johan remo regio is a student of grade 6 self discipline. he is friends with nicollo and is 0.2% gay. he says and i quote "a bit gay". its alright tho guys i can fix him
by ventilover69 May 29, 2023
Get the Johanmug. A autistic child with mental disorder. He is mostly a disappointment to his race and family tree. He is the opposite of being athletic. Son of a teacher. There is also a disease named after him.
by Lučka March 18, 2022
Get the JOHANmug. Hym "JOHAN WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO WAS GIVEN UP FOR AN EXPERIMENT WHERE THE MOTHER HAD TO CHOOSE WHICH OF HER TWIN DAUGHTERS SHE HAD TO GIVE UP!? WHAT!? WHAAAT!? OH MAN! THAT IS FUCKING NUTZ! WHAT!? I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT! I THOUGH HE JUST CROSS-DRESSED TO ACHIEVE HIS GOALS! BUT HE'S A FEMALE WHO IS A TRANS-MAN NOW BUT CROSS-DRESSES AS A WOMAN SOMETIMES!? HOOOOOOLY FUCK, MAN! WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON IN THAT SHOW!? I tried to watch it but only got a few episodes in... WHAT THE FUCK!? AND NOW HE DOESN'T KNOW WHETHER OR NOT SHE GAVE HIM UP TO SAVE HIM OR HERSELF AND THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE HE EXPERIENCES FROM THAT TRAUMA IS THE IMPETUS FOR HIM TO BECOME THE SINGLE MOST EVIL CHARACTER IN THE HISTORY OF ANIME!? HOOOOOOOLY SHIT! FUCK ME, MAN... DAMN!"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2025
Get the Johanmug. "Wow Johan Olesen, very symmetrical arms you've got there!" and "You have a very even-sized pair of arms my young boy, named Johan Olesen."
by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly January 31, 2019
Get the Johan Olesenmug. by pink_butter November 24, 2021
Get the Johanmug.