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Being a jóhan means that you are someone who thinks he/she is a gangster or a jamaican drug lord, but actually is just a fat little prick
Jóhan by Hóri Klakstein April 17, 2023
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johan ludwig von 

used as a prefix to someone's given name to connotate respect and good standing
sort of like "my dear friend," but more rapistadorian and germanic

originated by the world-renowned mastertrician Angus MacBruce... Mr. MacBruce has received a degree in the masterly arts (including masterism, masterology, masterography, mastiophonics, and others)
Bruce Lee: johan ludwig von jose, i connote respect and good standing to your name and family and admire your flamboyant pants.
JC gives BL a look of inspiration...
Jose Contreras: I thank you kind sir!

johan liebert

Person 1: you hear about the best anime antagonist johan liebert?

Person 2: nah cheif

Person 1: fuckin johan like Jesus fuck just watch the anime fuckin horrifying motherfucker
johan liebert by Yaboi_J June 25, 2021

Johan Franzen 

Franzen (fron-zen):

1) Noun: Swedish hockey player for the Detroit Redwings. Nicknamed 'The Mule' for his large physical size, Franzen was noted for an outstanding year in the 2008 NHL playoffs.

2) Adjective: Something with great value and general high regard.

3) Verb: To conquer with ease. Often used in a sexual context.
1) "When I grow up, I want to be just like Johan Franzen."
"No one can stop the Franzen."

2) "This beer is fuckin Franzen."
"Damn girl, you lookin' Franzen tonight. Let me buy you a drink"

3) "I Franzened that physics final this morning."
"That girl in the red? Yeah, I Franzened that last thursday."
Johan Franzen by Hoodedcarrot April 30, 2008

johan santana 

johan santana strikes the mother*ers out!
johan santana by Twins Win September 10, 2006

Johan K Jensen 

Johan K Jensen is a descriptive word meaning that something or someone are cool/hot.
The word originates in Sweden, where Johan K Jensen is a famous singer/movie-star, (his most successful films is "Johan, Falken" and "Bigfoot"((he also wrote the books with the same name)), his most famous songs are "Story of a Schnöphead" and when "I when get High, I like to eat Stuff".
Because of his great success his name has transformed into a compliment.
The word 'Johan K Jensen' is mostly used in the Northern-European countries, but is spreading.
In some cases Johan K Jensen can replace the word 'Love'.
Johan K Jensen can be shorten down to JKJ or Johan.
Ex.1
Man, you are really Johan K Jensen!

Ex.2
That movie was so Johan, best ever.

Ex.3
-I love you.
-You're so K Jensen, I love you to!

Ex.4
-I thought you Johan K Jensen that girl?
-Yeah, me too, but it turns out it wasn't love, and it was absolutely not JKJ.