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Jasper

A ninja, who, is really an 82-yr-old black woman.
OMG its a jasper.....RUNNNNNNN
by jasper's best friend July 14, 2009
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jasper

The kind of guy that tries to fling a rubber band at you and fails and hits himself in the face
by toxicwaffle23 April 24, 2010
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Jasper

Somebody called Jasper is normally dumb and hated by everyone but his deluded mother is the only one who likes him.
Ew look, it's a Jasper. He should stay away from us.
by Joemamanotvrycool February 15, 2020
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Jasper

A strict disciple of the holy god-like being Harrup. Follows the great Harrup like his shadow in his everday activities, including lifting and posing while flexing for his Snapchat. Will continue to build up his powers over time, despite never passing his overlord. At this point, he is a beta gypsy prince.
Jasper: Am I getting bigger yet?
Berk: Hell naw Jasper! I guess you'll always be a beta compared to Harrup.
by Ty White December 1, 2016
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Jasper

A large and unusually aggressive flying insect, usually a wasp or bee.
Cripes! Look at the size of that Jasper
by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp July 15, 2008
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jasper

Rookie, one that does not know. Beginner. Taken from the TV series "Rawhide"
"That Jasper got us in more trouble than it's worth".
by loborun January 11, 2009
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Jasper

A man who only knows how to solve a pyraminx and is also Arabic
Hi, I'm Jasper. I'm from the Middle East
by Qwertz Is Cool Nobody is Dumb September 17, 2019
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