Jarvis Harvest

A term describing the burning, itching, flaking, oozing or any other sensation you experience after barebacking a Jarvis Street whore.

"I can't stop scratching my ball sack. I caugh a mean case of Jarvis Harvest from that fucking whore."

by Dante S. February 20, 2007

kevin jarvis

(a.k.a. uncle dad). If you ever encounter this rare species of human/humanoid being, do not attack with a gun because he is used to and quite enjoys taking shots to the face. please approach with caution for fear of your anus being hastily and rudely violated.

This was seen in the case of, Anna,

Anna: "Kevin Jarvis! there's only one cock for me and it ain't yours! My ass is for Chris Joyce only!"

by Ur anal nightmare! October 16, 2008

jarvis mekalanis

a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.

you smell like J.V.M.

by Grapeford Panky December 21, 2004

Your Insane Jarvis

When FaZe Kay sees Jarvis do something insane or Amazing he says it in his British accent he has

Your Insane Jarvis for hitting the no scope.

by Jasper... October 15, 2019

Jarvis Young

The smelliest of the bunch, usually brown skin and built like a pretzel.

Oh Look It's Jarvis Young he must be dirty and can't afford a shower.

by queefo March 12, 2024

Onion Jarvis

The man who can eat a raw onion without crying.

Your a onion Jarvis you like.

by Nrick Bocia January 31, 2023

Jarvy

Not that smart but can get an ugly girl

At least Jarvy can get a girl

by WaterYaterLater October 16, 2018