Jamaican Rump Shine 

Dragging a set of hairy testicles on someone's ass whilst listening to reggae.

Lauren: "Do you have any Ben Gay?"
Katie: "Why?"
Lauren: "Ben gave me a Jamaican rump shine last night and his ball hair gave me rug burn"
Katie: "Oh snap!"
Lauren: "Yeah mon!"

Jamaican Rump Shine by chogglepants007 May 22, 2009

Jaja jamaican man sussy baka 

A very bizare individual that likes cock and likes listening yo gay music

A jaja jamaican man sussy baka It smells weird and like pp

Jaja jamaican man sussy baka by Nuhtti May 24, 2021

Jamaican Cream Supreme 

A few hours before, eat loads of guacamole and avocado, then drink lots of water. During sex, let rip on your partner and the green excrement will look like a Callaloo dish.

Them: What was that?!
You: Just the good ol’ trusty Jamaican Cream Supreme!

Jamaican Cream Supreme by Your nan and her cat February 27, 2021

Jamaican Barking Spider

A mythical creature on which loud farts are blamed.

Example:
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”

Jamaican Barking Spider by Three Seventeen April 8, 2023

Jamaican hot sauce 

Jamaican hot sauce is when you have diarrhea, and mix it into someone’s weed stash

Alex was being a dick so I hit his stash with the ole Jamaican hot sauce

Jamaican hot sauce by Jimothy Crimjims January 15, 2024

Jamaican Apple Sauce 

Where you want to joke about something but you can’t think of anything

Person 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure
Person 1: Jamaican Apple Sauce

Jamaican Apple Sauce by Hoes sucking on my dick March 17, 2024

Jamaican Waffle Stomp 

When two men of Jamaican dissent shit in each others, assholes, and then use their penis as some sort of ramrod to pack it down as similar as a civil war cannon being backed down and powdered.

Yo dude you Jamaican waffle stomped me so hard! You available again tonight?!

Jamaican Waffle Stomp by GangstaGreg2100 May 20, 2024