When solitude continues for far too long, leading a customary masterbation routine in to a twisted session of penetration by a jar filled with years of ejaculation.
Leroy: “is Timmy doing alright?”
George: “nah he hasn’t been out of his house for days. He better not be doing the Jamaican Custard
Leroy: call the police
George: “nah he hasn’t been out of his house for days. He better not be doing the Jamaican Custard
Leroy: call the police
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Get the Jamaican Culo mug.The act of sending your significant other out on an errand while you secretly install a fuck swing in the foyer of your house so that you can get in face down and surprise them with a new place to put the tv remote when they return.
"Man, frank really screwed up a Jamaican Bobsled last night. He forgot to lock the cat up and it got ahold of his frank and beans."
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Get the Jamaican Borderline mug.The Jamaican candle is a certain type of bong bowl Where a joint is inserted into the middle of a bong slide. then you surround the joint with roach weed of an already smoked blunt. You then light the (candle) joint, hit the bong with the joint in it, and get faded.
After one jamaican candle justin felt faded for hours upon hours.
That Jamaican candle got me fucked up said kyle.
That Jamaican candle got me fucked up said kyle.
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Get the jamaican scrub mug.Flake pastry usually filled with spiced beef. Variations include vegetable, chicken, and pork. Known to be great stoner food aswell.
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