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Jad

Noun; An obese, Balding old man, one that thinks he is the shit for no apparent reason.

The type of person to wear a hat everywhere for "style" but in reality is just hiding his ever growing soul patch.

The type of person to act "hard" and "gangsta" online, waving around BB guns in discord calls talking about nonexistent "racks"

But in reality this is someone who has no friends, a dead end job and their only outlet for happiness in their life is their thinning online "social group"

This person has no wife, doesn't even have a girlfriend or a sidepiece because not only are they incompetent in bed.

They are often extremely socially unaware and unpleasant to be around in general.

These traits are likely a product of being bullied continuously throughout early and mid childhood, resulting in the person withdrawing to online communities to avoid any real backlash from their personality.
"My best friend Jad and i are going to have an Epic weekend"
"oh yea? wyd?"

"Were gonna display our edgy fake personalities on discord, eat pizza and harass minority groups while we boast about how much money we dont actually make"

"wow, you really sound like a piece of shit, Andrew"

"... shut up F*****"
by SkullCrusher98 March 31, 2024
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jad

A super cool dude who is super gay in your friend group and he has a fat juice bum
ayooo jad is looking thicc
by Awaysright90 January 30, 2023
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Jads

A ship name for Jaden Hossler and Mads Lewis (aka the cutest couple to ever exist!!)

They started dating in late 2019 and broke up in February 2020 due to rumors of Jaden cheating. They were rumored to allegedly be back together a few months after, but then unfortunately split up after Chase Hudson posted a list of his friends that cheated on their girl/boy-friends including a lie about Jaden cheating on Mads. Jads were on and off since then until in October of 2020 the pair started hanging out again and got a matching Halloween outfit together! They soon got matching tattoos on both of their hands near the end of November. They celebrated their one year anniversary on the 9th of December after Mads tweeted “happy one year jaden” and Jaden replied with “if only I wasn’t an idiot the whole time until now. Oh well. Finally with my forever love. Happy one year g”

So far they look like they are happy together which is amazing!! <3
Oh my god, Jads is literally the cutest couple!”
“OMG did you see the video of Jads kissing?!”
“Jads are my relationship goals. Periodt.”
by cgcfc <3 December 20, 2020
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Jad

Man that sexy, stoic guy is such a jad
by jadlicious November 28, 2021
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Jad

thinks he is smart but he is stupid

jad stupid name
by Adelelelelela January 11, 2025
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Jad

A gay guy who is tall, ugly and wears fake yeezy's/sketchers
Jad is bad
by JahaCR17 May 22, 2019
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Jad

A synonym for cool or awesome. It comes from the French word jhad witch means cool, exiting or awesome depending on context.
That’s so jad, I can’t wait its going to be jad
by anonymous August 4, 2024
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