he is so amazing!
he is caring,kind,cute,lovable, he has and amazing sense of humor and i hope he see's this and knows its me.
he is the one of the best people you'll ever meet.
he is caring,kind,cute,lovable, he has and amazing sense of humor and i hope he see's this and knows its me.
he is the one of the best people you'll ever meet.
by AllyDawgTheRapper June 13, 2018
A male usually annoying and overly playful with a kind heart and good intentions looking for nothing but the best but seems to search in the wrong places
by It's me 4 reals April 10, 2015
A Jacob is the name of a person commonly a male, they tend to act like assholes and think they're the shit in bed. The reality of a Jacob is that they come up short in almost every possible way, Jacob's tend to have drug addiction problems which cause premature ejaculation. Jacobs are so full of themselves that they honestly believe no one can out do their penile girth or sexual experience in the bedroom
"Girl 1: I had sex with Jacob in the shower he only lasted ten minutes"
"Girl 2: I know Jacob and I dated for a whilehe couldn't last longer than five minutes, my new boyfriend had to chisle his dick into me...Man I am glad I can feel something during sex again"
"Girl 1: Damn that's Jacob alright"
"Girl 2: I know Jacob and I dated for a whilehe couldn't last longer than five minutes, my new boyfriend had to chisle his dick into me...Man I am glad I can feel something during sex again"
"Girl 1: Damn that's Jacob alright"
by Randybobany January 30, 2017
A loser with not a lot of friends who hangs out in the back coner and talks to his testicles named ben and jim!
That kid is being such a Jacob!
by Gregory Jay October 21, 2009
Such an amazing guy. You’ll never meet someone as nice as Jacob. He’s funny, tall, strong af, and he is the coolest guy of all time. If you have a Jacob in your life, you should be grateful. Everybody names Jacob is a fucking angel and they are all perfect 🙂
by Jeoacjiwkscjjs September 03, 2020
An utter cunt who's only purpose is to fail at life. His face looks like someone has thrown a grenade into a meth addicts vagina and let the giblets rot. His mother was so ashamed of birthing such a cretin that she threw him down a flight of escalators to try and do the world a favour by getting rid of the bastard
by Jacob Is A Cunt January 08, 2020