Jack in the Box

A slut who has a beautiful, fuckable face but terrible body. You get a large box and cut a hole in the top and put a crank handle on the side of the box. Insert the slut into the box on her knees. Close the box. Crank the handle while humming the “Jack in the Box” tune. She slowly rises and pops her head out. You then commence to fucking her face.

Mike: Tom, check out that slut over there. I’d put a hurting on her.

Tom: Mike, really? Her body looks like a Sasquatch

Mike: Yeah but imagine her in a Jack in the Box.

Tom: oh yeah, I see what you mean

by Magnus Hammersmith April 29, 2024

Jack In The Box

my first love

Person 1: Wanna get McDonalds?
Person 2: *Jack from Jack In The Box comes out with an AK-47 and shoots Person 1 in the face 71 times*

by Alexwastakenwastaken July 9, 2024

jack in the box

rough sex resulting on repeated contact with the cervix

she had a hard time cuming unless you did it rough like you're so far in you're birddogging her cervix - like a jack in the box

by cornhuliotheturn November 7, 2024

Jack-in-the-Box

A suspicious or unpredictable person that should be avoided while walking.

Let’s cross the road, that person is a Jack-in-the-Box.

by Musterian March 24, 2025

Jack in the box

When a guy jacks off in a box

Damn did you see Dave jack in the box

by Brady click July 7, 2018

Rusty Jack in the box

An old senile person that pops up sporadically in an attempt to appeal to the youngest generation in an attempt to stay relevant.

Is that Joe Biden or Bernie Sanders? Either way, it is a Rusty Jack in the box.

by Trixie McFly July 24, 2023

jack in the box

When a person masturbates in public a public setting (class, at work, etc) whilst hiding it under their desk or clothing.

“Did you hear about Jared? The teacher caught him pulling a jack in the box during the lecture!”

by anonymous March 29, 2024