when you are "Junting" or going to "Junt" is too "munt" an opposition or enemy of yours. using the term "Junt" is to imply that the person you are speaking of is already dead.
this Michael guy is an asshole im gonna go Junt his dad. hey watch your mouth before I junt your mom
by defining daryl May 4, 2024

friggin junt man im sick of this.
what the junt is goin on?
junt! i got a mailbox attack!
junt and a half, i am wasted.
what the junt is goin on?
junt! i got a mailbox attack!
junt and a half, i am wasted.
by rubberbandman759 October 8, 2008

by guerrilagoalie January 27, 2010

\dʒʌnt\
noun
1. Literally any conceivable thing or idea.
interjection
2. (an exclamation to express literally anything, including (but not limited to):
I. excitement
II. surprise
III. disgust
IV. anger
V. disappointment
VI. exhaustion
VII. impatience
VIII. relief
noun
1. Literally any conceivable thing or idea.
interjection
2. (an exclamation to express literally anything, including (but not limited to):
I. excitement
II. surprise
III. disgust
IV. anger
V. disappointment
VI. exhaustion
VII. impatience
VIII. relief
As a noun:
I. Garcia! You're just now at the junt? That junt was supposed to be there an hour ago, what kind of junt is this junt?
II. I was totally gonna complete my junt, Mr. McGee... But some personal family junt came up and I was overwhelmed as junt. Please, could you find it within yourself to give me a second junt?
III. Phil, help me carry this junt! It's heavy as fucking junt!
IV. Shit, Justin. In all my junt, I ain't never seen no junt like that.
As an interjection
I. Holy junt! What a well executed surprise party!
II. Man, I failed that junt. This is some junt.
III. Holy junt almighty! I just tested negative for Chlamydia!
IV. Oh junt! Look who it is!
I. Garcia! You're just now at the junt? That junt was supposed to be there an hour ago, what kind of junt is this junt?
II. I was totally gonna complete my junt, Mr. McGee... But some personal family junt came up and I was overwhelmed as junt. Please, could you find it within yourself to give me a second junt?
III. Phil, help me carry this junt! It's heavy as fucking junt!
IV. Shit, Justin. In all my junt, I ain't never seen no junt like that.
As an interjection
I. Holy junt! What a well executed surprise party!
II. Man, I failed that junt. This is some junt.
III. Holy junt almighty! I just tested negative for Chlamydia!
IV. Oh junt! Look who it is!
by ChunDMC November 3, 2015

by 1of1 January 9, 2024

by CharleCrab May 4, 2024

Junting is the act of having a newly dead corpse that has yet to have its blood drained, you shake it violently until the corpse's penis becomes erect. Once that happens You put the erect penis in your mouth and suck it dry.
by opiumpig January 24, 2025
