Junt

when you are "Junting" or going to "Junt" is too "munt" an opposition or enemy of yours. using the term "Junt" is to imply that the person you are speaking of is already dead.
this Michael guy is an asshole im gonna go Junt his dad. hey watch your mouth before I junt your mom
by defining daryl May 4, 2024
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junt

as well as an omniuseful noun, junt can also be an interjection or exclamation
friggin junt man im sick of this.

what the junt is goin on?

junt! i got a mailbox attack!

junt and a half, i am wasted.
by rubberbandman759 October 8, 2008
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junt

a blunt that is rolled in rolling papers as well to help hold it together.
i tried like a billion times to get my blunt to stay together but in the end i just rolled a junt.
by guerrilagoalie January 27, 2010
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Junt

\dʒʌnt\
noun
1. Literally any conceivable thing or idea.

interjection
2. (an exclamation to express literally anything, including (but not limited to):

I. excitement

II. surprise

III. disgust

IV. anger

V. disappointment

VI. exhaustion

VII. impatience

VIII. relief
As a noun:
I. Garcia! You're just now at the junt? That junt was supposed to be there an hour ago, what kind of junt is this junt?
II. I was totally gonna complete my junt, Mr. McGee... But some personal family junt came up and I was overwhelmed as junt. Please, could you find it within yourself to give me a second junt?
III. Phil, help me carry this junt! It's heavy as fucking junt!
IV. Shit, Justin. In all my junt, I ain't never seen no junt like that.

As an interjection
I. Holy junt! What a well executed surprise party!
II. Man, I failed that junt. This is some junt.
III. Holy junt almighty! I just tested negative for Chlamydia!
IV. Oh junt! Look who it is!
by ChunDMC November 3, 2015
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lil junt

the girl you been fucking with heavy. she fine as fuck and on her shit.
That’s my lil junt Cece, I fuck with her.
by 1of1 January 9, 2024
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Junting

Masturbating while rubbing your anus (only applicable to males)
Man I love junting it turns me on.
by CharleCrab May 4, 2024
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Junting

Junting is the act of having a newly dead corpse that has yet to have its blood drained, you shake it violently until the corpse's penis becomes erect. Once that happens You put the erect penis in your mouth and suck it dry.
Yo my distant family member just passed. Are you trying to got on a quick junt?
yo im going junting
by opiumpig January 24, 2025
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