Jealous Much?

This is a completely erroneous statement. Jealously is being protective and guarding of what you have. The desire for what others have is envy, not jealousy.

A: "Jealous much?".
B: "you mean, envious much?, fool".
A: "What? You're just jealous".
B: "You don't even know what jealous means".
A: "Huh?"
B: "Exactly"

by CalmEddie January 23, 2013

jealous beaver

Occuring in some women, the vaginal pubic hair becomes jealous of the overbearing presence of the FUPA or GUNT, and naturally gravitates toward that region. The result is a beaver so massive in size, it can span the entire area from the belly-button to the taint. Occuring more frequently in Canadian women.

I thought it was just a happy trail, but when I took her pants off, I was greeted by a very jealous beaver.

You'd need a weed-wacker to trim that jealous beaver, it's huge!

by Mike19 November 7, 2008

Jealous Girlfriending

verb.
The act of calling someone repeatedly, even though the person on the other line doesn't answer the phone.

Mike: Damn, Jenny was jealous girlfriending me the whole time I was out last night. She called my cell phone like 37 times.
Jim: I thought you were only out for like an hour?
Mike: I was! She is just crazy like that.

by LukeG November 3, 2007

Jealous of Walls

a phrase used to describe a girl with an extremely flat chest

Dude, check that chick out man shes got no tits.
Seriously man, shes fuckin jealous of walls

by James N. P. May 7, 2005

jealous friend syndrom

Usally a guy is the person being jealous. when his good friend finially gets a boyfriend and instead of him being happy for her he is jealous its not him and tries to do anything to break them up.

Girl: Your my best friend so im going to tell you this first.... I have a boyfriend

Guy: Really........oh well thats nice *god I have to break them up i wanted to be her boyfriend we were friends for so long*

Girl: so arent you happy for me?

Guy: ............

Girl: OMG! are you going threw jealous friend syndrom.

by Kittykat(^-^) December 20, 2009

Jealous January

also known as JJ
this is the month where every couple cheats

person 1: "bro go cheat on your girlfriend with that girl over there"
person 2: "no, i'm loyal"
person 1: "bro its jealous january, you're allowed!"
person 2: "oh yeah i forgot"

by imBDS December 20, 2019

Jealous Jellyfish

A sexual act of pleasure when one female disposes their urine ontop of a males chest. The female then continues to mix the urine with superglue, causing the mixture to stick onto the males chest. The woman then continues to give oral pleasures to the man, while he rips the mixture of urine and superglue off of his hairy chest.

Wow, Hugo is so brave! He received the Jealous Jellyfish from Zoe last night! Intense!

by CockMinister May 6, 2011