je m'en branle

One of the many French expressions for I don't give a fuck. Literally "I'm masturbating about it"
Je m'en branle que tu aimes la pastèque !

I don't give a fuck that you like watermelon !
by Vasshat April 30, 2015
Get the je m'en branle mug.

Je suis Monte

French for "I mounted the monster." It is also a meme to make fun of french people who play monster hunter.
Mercian: some one mount the monster.
LE FRENCH DUDE: Je suis Monte!!
by jaboigin October 30, 2018
Get the Je suis Monte mug.

Je m'en fous

Pronounced- Jer (soft J)mon foo. Colloquial. Offensive.

An injection expressing a state of disinterest or lack of caring. Often used in an urban context, this short phrase is uttered when one wants to appear as one does not care about a situation that has just occurred.

Derived from French, and loosely translates from French to English as "I don't give a f**k."
Anne: Aaron called you a nasty name.
Jason: Je m'en fous. Aaron's a bastard.
Anne: You shouldn't swear in public. You never know who might be listening.
Jason: Je m'en fous.
by ihabia July 09, 2004
Get the Je m'en fous mug.

poep in je broek

A Dutch expression that literally means: "Poo down your trousers". Dutch people like to tell tourists that it means "I love you".
Tourist: "Liza, poep in je broek"
Liza: "Ew gross!" *walks away*
by Dutch Poo September 10, 2010
Get the poep in je broek mug.

je fais caca

jo:dude where are you?
automessage from kristin: je fais caca
by koyton August 09, 2006
Get the je fais caca mug.

katlák je mokot

When you see Matllafous, you usually say this. The explanation is, that the original expression "matlák je kokot" has switch its first letters, so it sounds more funny. "Matlák je kokot" means "Matlák is a cock".
person1 : "kostiku, co je katlák?"
kostik: "katlák je mokot"
by kostik May 21, 2021
Get the katlák je mokot mug.

Je t'aime aussi

Person 1: Je t'aime
Person 2: aww. Je t'aime aussi
by pianokid54 July 11, 2010
Get the Je t'aime aussi mug.