JARROD

Loves guys inside of him, usually found driving a hair dressers car. Has big forehead. always mistaken for a gay guy .

Jarrod loves big cock in his mouth.
Jarrod has a massive forehead

by coony November 1, 2021

Jarrod Timing

When perfect timing meets perfect luck. It's important to have Jarrod Timing when placing wagers, fantast football, or just with anything that need a perfect luck and timing strategy.

Oh your fantasy football team won with 78 pts when every other team in our 12-team league scored more than you? That's some fantastic Jarrod Timing.

by The Legit Merriam-Webster November 10, 2021

Jarrod

Jarrod is a furry, his fursona is a cat with a big mohawk that is green. Jarrod is a very nice and loving man who loves men, especially an unpleasent man named Aaron. Jarrod loves monkeys and anime, he's overall a nice guy but don't get on his wrong side... his alpha uwu jakeie wakie side will come out!

Be aware of the jarrod

Girl1: Hey I heard jarrod loves monkeys!

Girl2: I heard that hes hot!

Girl1: Oh how I wish i could be with him so bad.. he sounds so hot.. and steamy

Girl3: poo

by GhoulYui March 18, 2023

jarrod

annoying, loves rohit, pretty sure he tastes like mango, has no friends, sits in seats that people are gonna sit in, eats his own cum, does no friends, dosnt know his place, depressed, autistic cunt, swirly hair at the back of his head, thinks he has friends, texts his Ex who never loved him and hes upset about it through facebook.

no one:
jarrod: i just love the taste of mango in my mouth

by Fhnfyjrdfnntn March 4, 2019

Jarrod

Jarrods are the definition of a real man and is a true warrior and born protectors, mightier than the Kings of Valhalla, the Greek gods and chuck norris. Will always give you respect but do not disrespect the ones they love or your time will end unpleasantly. The only woman that can tame a Jarrod is Tegan, so never hurt a Tegan that belongs to a Jarrod or you will get hit that hard and fast you will think you are surrounded and will be brushing your teeth through asshole from then on. Jarrods have large thick penises and are gods in bed.

Wow that guy is legend no that’s Jarrod

by Legends of the universe March 7, 2025

Jarrod

Basically the second funniest person alive…
jarrod is the most kind-hearted soul you will ever meet and the most loyal. jarrod is also the most handsomest guy you will ever see but he’s mine so back off. I love jarrod. jarrod pls marry me DEFECT: shits a lot

jarrod took a shit for the fifth time today

by tartshart May 30, 2022