Jarrod

Jarrods are the definition of a real man and is a true warrior and born protectors, mightier than the Kings of Valhalla, the Greek gods and chuck norris. Will always give you respect but do not disrespect the ones they love or your time will end unpleasantly. The only woman that can tame a Jarrod is Tegan, so never hurt a Tegan that belongs to a Jarrod or you will get hit that hard and fast you will think you are surrounded and will be brushing your teeth through asshole from then on. Jarrods have large thick penises and are gods in bed.

Wow that guy is legend no that’s Jarrod

by Legends of the universe March 7, 2025

jarrod Ulysses Franceschi

A cool guy who will always have your back. Jarrod's are nice, funny, and fun to be around. Jarrod's tend to be the friend to the chicks, usually not by choice, but when the chicks realize all other guys are dipshits, they come back to the Jarrod, usually because they always treated them right and they have a nice penis. Jarrod's can keep up with any conversation and are usually well rounded in terms of music taste and movie knowledge. Almost always a jack of all trades, they will try anything and generally be successful at whatever they try. For example, Jarrods may not be the all-state quarterback, but they will make all region at whatever position they play. They may not be the unholy manifestation of skills at Modern Warefare, but they'll play well with a good kill/death ratio. Jarrod's usually dont like to fight, but if the shit goes down a Jarrod will punch faces like a coked out Chuck Norris in the middle of a ninja convention. Overall, Jarrod's are good to have around. They won't let you down

Jarrod Ulysses Franceschi is the fucking goat.

by Cris jones May 5, 2024

JARROD

Loves guys inside of him, usually found driving a hair dressers car. Has big forehead. always mistaken for a gay guy .

Jarrod loves big cock in his mouth.
Jarrod has a massive forehead

by coony November 1, 2021

Jarrod Timing

When perfect timing meets perfect luck. It's important to have Jarrod Timing when placing wagers, fantast football, or just with anything that need a perfect luck and timing strategy.

Oh your fantasy football team won with 78 pts when every other team in our 12-team league scored more than you? That's some fantastic Jarrod Timing.

by The Legit Merriam-Webster November 10, 2021

Jarrod

The Type of Guy you don’t look at twice he’s just another face in a crowd

“Who’s that”
“oh that’s um”
“Jarrod I think”

by The Kid you don’t know November 25, 2018

Jarrod

Basically the second funniest person alive…
jarrod is the most kind-hearted soul you will ever meet and the most loyal. jarrod is also the most handsomest guy you will ever see but he’s mine so back off. I love jarrod. jarrod pls marry me DEFECT: shits a lot

jarrod took a shit for the fifth time today

by tartshart May 30, 2022