Original auther of theSTORY and theBEAR. Old school lame azz quaker who still goes around trying to find servers for quake 1 games in post 2000 America. His capacity for sickness is unparalleled.
by stinky wizzleteeth May 19, 2004
Get the Jadenmug. Is a short girl but don’t worry good things come in small packages, she is fun to be around and is smart but not a nerd. She is very chatty and loves telling stories, make sure you listen to her stories otherwise she will not be impressed. Both boys and girls love her boobs, they were built for motorboating. She is a world class sister and always hangs out with really awesome people. One of the nicest people you will meet and has crazy eyebrows that seem to have a mind of their own.
You felt Jadene's boobs? They looked pretty good, are they real?
Are they built for speed or comfort?
What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
You motorboating son of a bitch! You old sailor you!
Are they built for speed or comfort?
What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
You motorboating son of a bitch! You old sailor you!
by grumpdwarf June 8, 2010
Get the Jadenemug. The best guy you will ever meet. Hes nice, funny, and understands you. Sometimes has some anger issues, but that's besides the point.
Diego: Hey, have you heard? Jaden and Hannah are dating!
Max: I'm not surprised. Jaden is such a cool person, and Hannah is awesome, so they go together great!
Max: I'm not surprised. Jaden is such a cool person, and Hannah is awesome, so they go together great!
by Mang0w0 March 5, 2019
Get the Jadenmug. 
Jaden is a sweet and loving girl that is always willing to talk and gets very protective of her friends and even more protective of her boyfriend. She can be rude at times but never bullys anyone. She only jokes around...
by ANONYMOUSEHUMAN September 12, 2017
Get the Jadenmug. an awesome guy, really sweet will do anything for some he loves. He respects his family and holds them close to his heart. he is really quite at first but after you get to know him he is like a child who just at a crap ton of candy. if you are lucky enough to date a Jaden, you better love him and keep him close.
by acoolkidwithawsomethings May 20, 2018
Get the Jadenmug. A JADEN Is a out of control, wildly funny! And one of the absaloutly most beautiful girls that you will ever meet. She will always try her best to do what ever she can to give you a good time and make you feel like one of the luckiest people in the world. She is a vary insecure girl that doesn’t realize the kind of talent and wonders that she holds and could share amoung many, many people. JADEN is one of that best people that you could ever meet. Even though she haven’t had the most loving and thoughtful family life she still stands strong and keeps fighting for what’s hers she is that person that once you let go of her she is already in the next step of her amazing life. I would say that she is my favorite cousin but she is more like a sister.
by Anyone4you February 13, 2019
Get the Jadenmug.