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Jacques Portsman

Literally the best character and prosecutor in all of Ace Attorney, hell, in all visual novels. He’s only in Ace Attorney Investigations because the opps at Capcom knew he would outshine every other character. He’s in peak physical shape, plays a bunch of sports, and eats medals, it doesn’t get better than that. He had a detective partner named Buddy Faith that he murdered due to him being nosy and trying to meddle with his plans (they were secretly fucking as I was told by John Capcom himself).

But yeah, Jacques Portsman is the greatest!
Person 1: Plays Basketball
Person 2: WTF NO WAY JACQUES PORTSMAN REFERENCE!!!!!
Person 1: Erm… ok then…
by Jacques’ #1 Fan July 30, 2024
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Jacques

very handsome nice guy he is the best at fortnite and clap youre girlfriend
some random guy: i wanna be like jacques
some random dude: me 2
by f u kid December 3, 2019
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Jacques

Ignorant and egotistical person usually used with friends.
*person starts doing push-ups* You would say - “Stop being a Jacquesssss
by MISTA HAYADAIN December 23, 2022
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Angel Jose Roble's RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company
Angel Jose Roble's RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company
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Jacques

The idiot of life, he is useless.

he has the smallest dick
oh look its a stupid idiot a Jacques
by Fiery1710 September 17, 2020
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Ryan Jacques

A little bastard that can’t face any problems he has head on… he opens his mouth when it’s something that is none of his business and he tries ruin peoples lives over petty arguments
Yo man don’t Ryan Jacques us if they find our vapes man…
by Colin Forester July 25, 2021
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The Jacques effect

The phenomenon where an individual’s natural charm, charisma, and radiant energy irresistibly draw people in, creating widespread admiration, loyalty, and even devotion. Those under the Jacques Effect often form fanbases, friendships, or followings without the person even trying.
We planned a quiet party, but once Maya walked in, the Jacques Effect took over and it turned into a full-on rager.
by TheRealJacques April 26, 2025
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