Investment rizz

Finding women or men to date or rizz up below their intrinsic value (their worth) and date or rizz until they have hit there intrinsic value or exceeded it

John had that investment rizz when he started dating laura she's to good for him now

by Bigdill374 December 31, 2024

Investment Rawdog

When you have no problem having having sex with a girl without a condom on because her family is well off.

Dude...you hit it with no rubber on?! She's not even that cute, what are you thinking??!! "Bro her dad owns a multi million dollar company, it was an investment Rawdog!

by JimmyGrawdogger June 7, 2018

social investing

Social investing, a practice embraced by many, carries inherent risks—especially for individuals lacking financial education. The allure of quick gains can lead to perilous outcomes when investors heed misguided recommendations and invest in assets such as meme stocks, penny stocks, or cryptocurrencies like GameStop, AMC, or Bitcoin, right before a market sell-off. This scenario underscores the importance of conducting thorough research and exercising caution when navigating the dynamic world of social investing.

Bob: Hey man, Carly told me to download Robinhood for social investing into this one penny stock. I put $100 bucks into it.
Jason: Did you make money on it?
Bob: Nah man, the company went bankrupt and got delisted! I lost all my money!
Jason: You need to be more responsible with your money!

by the _bad_investor December 8, 2023

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Time Invested

The total amount of time, measured in days, banked in a relationship. Beginning at Level One on the Relationship Scale.

Bruce's Time Invested was 30 days.

by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009

Sexual investment

When the opportunity arises to buy a girl a drink(s), hoping you might get in her knickers,

Andy: Hey Dave, how did your date with Jay go the other night?
Dave: Duuuuude, she ordered lobster thermidore, cost fuck loads, and the bitch never put out! Crap night mate. Bang went my sexual investment!!!

by Andy_Bee_1 March 19, 2024

fully invested

luke hemmings and ashton irwin... don't ask.

"we're fully invested - invest in us.. invest in you... stay fully invested"

by its nice to feel something :) May 3, 2023