When I asked Jamaal if he wanted to swing by my cookie cutter pad in the suburbs, he said, "Aww hell naw. Those folks up there is black folk intolerant."
by thekid2213 October 27, 2011
Get the Black Folk Intolerant mug.A person, normally a young woman, who cannot tolerate drinking milk after 12:00 PM, eastern standard time.
"No, I'll take my coffee black, I really can't have milk at this time of the day. I just got diagnosed with C.L.I, better known as Circadian Lactose Intolerance.
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Get the Circadian Lactose Intolerance mug.A person who isn't lactose intolerant but says they are to all dairy products..... except ice cream
Selective lactose intolerance
Selective lactose intolerance
Patient: um yeah they messed my dinner order up again. It has cheese on it and I can't have cheese
PSA: I apologize. Are you lactose intolerant?
Patient: yeah
PSA: Again I apologize for this. I will get all the dairy off your tray and place a restriction so no more will be brought in. (Picks up CHEESE omelette, 2 pints of chocolate milk and ice cream while patient watches sadly thinking he isn't getting anymore ice cream now)
Patient: (sarcastically) umm thanks
PSA to another PSA
PSA 1: so apparently he isn't lactose intolerant he has selactose intolerance
PSA: I apologize. Are you lactose intolerant?
Patient: yeah
PSA: Again I apologize for this. I will get all the dairy off your tray and place a restriction so no more will be brought in. (Picks up CHEESE omelette, 2 pints of chocolate milk and ice cream while patient watches sadly thinking he isn't getting anymore ice cream now)
Patient: (sarcastically) umm thanks
PSA to another PSA
PSA 1: so apparently he isn't lactose intolerant he has selactose intolerance
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Get the Selactose intolerance mug.There’s these things yeah, called jokes, their purpose is basically amusement, but some people are allergic to the jokes, and they have this allergic reaction called “taking things too seriously” and so they miss out on all the fun, it’s a shame really, to be lackjoke intolerant 😞
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Get the Intolerant mug.Intolerance: To force one's opinions on another. To not tolerate another view/practice/race/ideology/religion - To force others to conform to one's own view on this.
Intolerance refers not to disagreeing with someone (this is disagreement), nor disliking someone (regardless of the reason therefore), but to attempting to force one's own opinions or belief on them.
Intolerance refers not to disagreeing with someone (this is disagreement), nor disliking someone (regardless of the reason therefore), but to attempting to force one's own opinions or belief on them.
Bob: "I think I should be allowed be bat for my own team/be trans/the owner of an assault weapon/not part of the military through drafting/a meat eater/a vegan/allowed to disagree with anyone regarding their sexual preference/lack thereof/religion/lack thereof/beliefs in scientology/feminism/masculism/the illuminati. Furthermore I believe I have the right to associate with whom I please, both personally and professionally."
Bill: "You shouldn't, seeing as I hold a different view., and my will over you must be absolute. And I have a small peepee for which I seek to compensate"
Bob: "Well, we can agree to disagree then, except on the size of your genitals, of which I have no knowledge."
Bill: "No. I intend to agitate for my opinions regarding what you may and may not do to become law, and your not doing so must be punished by being locked in a cage for many years.
Bob: "Get fucked Bill, your intolerance makes you a bigot.
Bill: "You shouldn't, seeing as I hold a different view., and my will over you must be absolute. And I have a small peepee for which I seek to compensate"
Bob: "Well, we can agree to disagree then, except on the size of your genitals, of which I have no knowledge."
Bill: "No. I intend to agitate for my opinions regarding what you may and may not do to become law, and your not doing so must be punished by being locked in a cage for many years.
Bob: "Get fucked Bill, your intolerance makes you a bigot.
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Me: I ate at hogan today and my stomach exploded for hours
Friend: bro, I think you have hogan intolerance
Friend: bro, I think you have hogan intolerance
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