In my very humble opinion

A phrase used to feign modesty by people with inflated egos and an even more inflated sense of self worth. They often believe, falsely, that using this phrase will make them appear intelligent and benevolent. More often, it makes them appear like a douche.

"You're one of the few people I've come across worthy to carry on the human race. At least in my very humble opinion."

by MsBitchhands September 30, 2013

Humble Grasshopper

Someone who has a LOT to learn, and who is willing to commit to ACTION

"To start learning Dentistry, learn to be a humble grasshopper!!!!!!!!!"

"Patience, young grasshopper" - Mr. Miyagi (Karate Kid)

by amalgam_creep April 18, 2011

hibblet

a smaller than normal joint; used by the more casual smoker.

hey man you wanna smoke a hibblet?

you gotta hibblet?

i have a hibblet lets smoke.

by JEKJ December 12, 2007

Hubbly-Bubbly Boy

That inflatable colorful billowy thing outside a car dealership that goes hlblwbwlwbwl

Wow, that hubbly-bubbly boy really makes me want to go to that car dealership and buy a car!

by I<3hubblybubblyboys March 5, 2022

Keep Busy Stay Humble

A phrase coined by a famous philosopher from the PA area. Keeping busy is part one requiring that you stay busy but not too busy as you can never be more busy than humble. Part two requires you stay the exact amount humble as you are busy.

Henry: Ben handjob really keeps himself busy by beating off on the neighbors patio furniture?

Vince: Man I warned him, he needs to keep busy stay humble.

by Hdoc June 22, 2021

Humble Brag

A form self promotion where the promoter thinks he is, almost subliminally, bragging about himself in the context of a humble statement or complaint. Everyone listening thinks he a jackass.

I am exhausted from my two week vacation to Hawaii. I need a vacation.

Nice Humble Brag, asshole.

by RodStickwell March 12, 2011

Humble Up

To swallow your pride and accept the idea that someone else has a better idea on how to solve the problem you created for yourself.

I told him it was time to Humble Up and let me solve the problem that he had created.

by meintheoffice999 November 29, 2011