pull a houdini

You are out with your friends and one of them flakes out, leaves and doesn't tell anyone where they're going, they're gone for the rest of the night, and they dont answer their phone.

Has anyone seen her or did she pull a houdini?

by Dinkrolls August 7, 2007

Houdini Turd

When your sitting on the toilet for atleast 20 minutes and it feels as if the biggest turd has came out of your rectum; when you get up to wipe there's nothing in the bowl.

After twenty minutes of sitting on the crapper Johnny got up to whip and comes to find nothing there but a Houdini Turd.

by Lueckmans November 8, 2009

Houdini V2

Similar to the previous houdini you spit on your partners back during sexual intercourse (prererably doggy-style) to fool them into thinking you have blessed them with your baby juices, and when they turn around you create a sperm smokscreen by releasing your little haploids into there eyes. Then after your ultimate trickery you use this window of opportunity to right hook em in the head.

"My partner found my new Felix Funtime Furry suit 2000 and so I pulled a quick houdini V2 in the attempt to wipe their memory"

by Exostenstialforeskin January 24, 2020

Supermarket Houdini

A person who makes great effort in hiding within a supermarket or department store in order to avoid being seen by someone they know.

Person 1: Dude, the most awkward thing happened an hour ago.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I had to pull a supermarket Houdini at the mall to avoid my ex-girlfriend.

by jackysan3 September 22, 2012

Stinky Houdini

When you’re driving an ambulance and you fart. You then open the windows so it blows back into the patient compartment to make the patient think your partner just farted.

My partner just hit me with a Stinky Houdini

by Best partner ever December 11, 2017

Houdini Divot Lincoln Combo

Performing the famed Houdini, divot, and the Abraham Lincoln in one motion.

Friend 1: "Dude, did you bust on her face?"

Friend 2: "Shit, I gave that chick the ol Houdini Divot Lincoln combo man!"

Friend 1: "Nice."

by Chuck Diezel August 22, 2008

Houdini, The

After doing a girl doggie style or anal. You pull out and spit on her back right before you're about to blow your load and when she turns around thinking you're done you shoot your load in her face.

I tricked bridgette out with a Houdini.

by JDAltazar January 28, 2003