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When somebody or something is hit physically that causes great pain or damage.
Patrick: "Ronny i heard your dad was hurt"
Ronny: "Yeah he got sqwenkd by a revolving door but he'll make it. "
by Exostenstialforeskin January 24, 2020
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Similar to the previous houdini you spit on your partners back during sexual intercourse (prererably doggy-style) to fool them into thinking you have blessed them with your baby juices, and when they turn around you create a sperm smokscreen by releasing your little haploids into there eyes. Then after your ultimate trickery you use this window of opportunity to right hook em in the head.
"My partner found my new Felix Funtime Furry suit 2000 and so I pulled a quick houdini V2 in the attempt to wipe their memory"
by Exostenstialforeskin January 24, 2020
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