hottie hypnosis

When going about your normal business, are confronted by an exceptionally hot person and your brain starts to shut down, making simple tasks impossible. Such affected brain centers include, but are not limited to: speech, higher reasoning, facial recognition, control of bodily functions. The only known cure is to build up a tolerance one trigger at a time. When this condition persists despite dating, it metastasizes to booty blindness.

Hottie: "Hello, could you point me to the nearest eatery?"

Dude 1: "bluuurg"

Dude 2: "Um, two blocks south, one block west. Everyone likes Taco Bell."

Hottie: "Thanks!"

Dude 2: "Buddy, what happened?"

Dude 1: (blank stare and drooling on self) "Urg, I don't know. I just .... what."

Dude 2: "Wow, total hottie hypnosis. You know what we gotta do. You're buying my taco supremo."

by AdonisTheKingofAllHeSurveys July 4, 2009

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hottie with a body

Someone who not only has a beautiful face, but a great looking body.

"Dude! Hottie with a body at 11 o'clock!"

by rararag January 23, 2007

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hottie tottie with a naughty karate body

An extremely attractive person.

Originated c. 2005 by a Southern California girl and brought to the University of Oregon by another native Southern California girl.

"Muy caliente! What a hottie tottie with a naughty karate body!"

by Figurine Horse September 25, 2005

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