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Horizontal Hugging

The act of embracing a fried, colleague or celebrity while lying on a bed, couch, counter or car seat and without the involvement of any articles of clothing.
Nothing happened in the VIP room with Blake Shelton honey...we were just Horizontal Hugging.
by burKelicious May 22, 2012
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hit the horizontal

To lay down in a horizontal position. To go to bed, catch some z's, hit the sheets, etc.
What a night, gonna go hit the horizontal.

Stayed up all night studying for exams...time to go finally hit the horizontal.
by Ohsweetbro March 29, 2010
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horizontal

to have sex. "horizontal" as in lying down, having sex, but doesn't necessarily mean having sex when lying down.
by thenico March 9, 2009
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horizontally challenged

A large fat fuck that is literally challenged to walk. He usually wobbles as he creates massive earthquakes upon his massive kankles. Usually a horizontally challenged person whether it be a guy or girl smells like shit because they do not wash under their rolls or titties.
Rosie O'donnell is horizontally challenged.
by MrBlik October 30, 2009
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Oriental Asian gangs

Gangs whos ancestors came from the continent of Eastern Asia (Also includes South East Asians).

Asian gangs are best known for ther ability to be either really secretive and patient, or their ability to go overboard with violence, but then turn their life around once they are in early adulthood (mid 20s)
Westminster of Orange County, California used to be infested with Oriental Asian gangs of Vietnamese descendent.

Home invasions, and shoot outs were common people were scared to walk eat out at night, but now 20 years later, Westminster became one of the safest, and fastest growing communities of Orange County.
by Reppen4 December 29, 2009
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Horizontal Shuffle

Noun; the act of engaging in sexual intercourse, which is usually associated with two people laying on top of each other on a horizontal surface and engaging in rythmic sex screwing, which may or may not bear resemblance to a dance.
I asked my girlfriend if she would like to do the Horizontal Shuffle, she obliged and so I laid some serious pipe on that broad. I felt like Super Mario after I was done with her.
by Paul Pierre Toucher November 13, 2012
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horizontal folk dancing

Person 1: "What did you get up to last night?"
Person 2: "I did a bit of horizontal folk dancing with Judy"
by Orbter January 27, 2005
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