Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."

Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

by Sanitariumchild420 February 23, 2011

Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit

YTF R THERE SO MANY DEFINITIONS FOR SHIT?????????? WHY??????????? HM???????

Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit..... Why?!?!??
...........
*promptly dies*
Mother: Son, are you okay?
Sister: Yeah, he'll be fine, he's just sleeping.
Mother: ok.
Sister: *slips knife into his heart to make sure he stays dead*
Father: *notices*
Father: Holy fucking shit! What happened? WHO KILLED HIM? HMMM??????!?!?
Sister: He was probably depressed and killed himself, a lot of people do that these days. I don't know why. Dibs on his savings and allowance!
Father: WE HAVEN'T EVEN EATEN DINNER YET, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! NOT YET!
Mother: Honey! Calm down!

Father: *faints*
Mother and Sister: *goes on eating dinner silently, ignore both of the bodies.*

by PORGSSSS May 11, 2023

Holy fucking balls shit covered in cheese sauce

Phrase used to describe unbelievable moments of shock, frustration, anger, or confusion. Particularly used by Kyla during college bowl games to describe upsets!

When Alabama lost every hope of winning the sugar bowl Kyla yelled "Holy fucking balls shit covered in cheese sauce".

by skinner January 3, 2014

holy fucking bitch that made the shit, that bastard son of a whore

all the cuss words combine

r u a bitch
no u holy fucking bitch that made the shit, that bastard son of a whore.

ur so mean

by holy fucking bitch May 19, 2020

Holy Ass Raping Monkey Fuck, Batman!

A Catchpharse that parodies the catchphrases Robin uses to inform Batman that there is trouble!

Robin: Holy ass raping monkey fuck, Batman! That doesn't come in a Route 44!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!

by Stabbed Hooker 10 November 27, 2010

holy fuck

Well practically when god decides to swear this happens.

Holy fuck look at this human .Jesus,come and watch this!

by ImmaKillerWhale May 12, 2018

Holy fuck

Instead of the exclamatory expression, this means a fuck or sex that is totally, royally beyond good.

I had a holy fuck last night. It was fucking epic (pun intended).

by LingDanc803 April 12, 2023