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Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit

YTF R THERE SO MANY DEFINITIONS FOR SHIT?????????? WHY??????????? HM???????
Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit..... Why?!?!??
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*promptly dies*
Mother: Son, are you okay?
Sister: Yeah, he'll be fine, he's just sleeping.
Mother: ok.
Sister: *slips knife into his heart to make sure he stays dead*
Father: *notices*
Father: Holy fucking shit! What happened? WHO KILLED HIM? HMMM??????!?!?
Sister: He was probably depressed and killed himself, a lot of people do that these days. I don't know why. Dibs on his savings and allowance!
Father: WE HAVEN'T EVEN EATEN DINNER YET, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! NOT YET!
Mother: Honey! Calm down!

Father: *faints*
Mother and Sister: *goes on eating dinner silently, ignore both of the bodies.*
by PORGSSSS May 10, 2023
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Phrase used to describe unbelievable moments of shock, frustration, anger, or confusion. Particularly used by Kyla during college bowl games to describe upsets!
When Alabama lost every hope of winning the sugar bowl Kyla yelled "Holy fucking balls shit covered in cheese sauce".
by skinner January 3, 2014
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Holy Ass Raping Monkey Fuck, Batman!

A Catchpharse that parodies the catchphrases Robin uses to inform Batman that there is trouble!
Robin: Holy ass raping monkey fuck, Batman! That doesn't come in a Route 44!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!
by Stabbed Hooker 10 November 29, 2010
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holy fuck lois im cumming

it is a filler spam word to use whenever you dont agree with something and wanna say something. alternatives can also be used such as, 'Holy fuck stewie im shitting'
(1) "bro why do you always ignore me when i speak and say random shit"
"holy fuck lois im cumming"
"holy fuck lois im cumming"
by LilPro24 July 10, 2024
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holy fuck

by shitstain56 February 27, 2023
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