A wank holiday is a self-imposed period of abstinence from masturbation, either from sustained feelings of guilt, or cramp, or a combination of the two.
Mike felt dirty after having had yet another wank while he thought about gay policemen, so he decided it was time for a wank holiday. If only lasted as long as the next episode of the bill, however.
by Ben Dover of thet Yard October 10, 2005
There is never any thing to do during the Holiday Taint except post miscelaneous ramblings on www.acuraworld.com
by jinny December 20, 2003
the sex you get on a Holiday such as Christmas time for giving your girl/wife a nice gift like jewelry or money or anything else...
They then reward you with sex..calling it Holiday Sex...
Holiday Sex like Brithday Sex, Valentine's Day Sex, Mother's/Father's Day Sex, 4th of July Sex, New Year's Sex, President's Day Sex, Memorial Day Sex, etc........
They then reward you with sex..calling it Holiday Sex...
Holiday Sex like Brithday Sex, Valentine's Day Sex, Mother's/Father's Day Sex, 4th of July Sex, New Year's Sex, President's Day Sex, Memorial Day Sex, etc........
Man: Here is your gift...
Girl: Oh wow, Diamond Earings...
Man: So when do I get my Holiday Sex?
Girl: Right Now!!!
Girl: Oh wow, Diamond Earings...
Man: So when do I get my Holiday Sex?
Girl: Right Now!!!
by blthrskt May 10, 2009
J. Holiday is a 23 year old R&B singer/ songwriter from Washington,DC. He is fairly new but gained lots of publicity from a song called bed, there is a rumor going around that he stole the song from Chris Brown but that is either here nor there. He is an extraordinary soulful talent that is sure to be around for awhile. He is also very easy on the eyes.
Lyrics from J. Holiday's 'Bed':
"Wanna put my fingers through your hair
Wrap me up in your legs
And love you till your eyes roll back
I'm tryna put you to bed, bed, bed"
I personally like a song on his album Back of my lac called "Come Here". It's great. give it a listen.
"Wanna put my fingers through your hair
Wrap me up in your legs
And love you till your eyes roll back
I'm tryna put you to bed, bed, bed"
I personally like a song on his album Back of my lac called "Come Here". It's great. give it a listen.
by Leara1108 November 02, 2007
when you have no one and nothing to do at christmas or new years. So instead of seeing family or going out you sit in your room and masturbate. its your way of celebrating jesus' birthday and welcoming a new year.
tom: so what are you doing on chrismas day daz?
dario: nothing, well apart from giving myself a holiday handshake
tom: a what?
dario: dosen't matter
dario: nothing, well apart from giving myself a holiday handshake
tom: a what?
dario: dosen't matter
by dario a. l. December 05, 2006
by Tiffy007 November 20, 2014
A Narnia Holiday is when your boyfriend sends you away somewhere because he has people visiting him who do not know he is gay. That way he gets to stay in the closet.
My boyfriend had his mother visting him so he sent me on a narnia holiday at my mates place for the week.
by SpI July 29, 2015