An uptight person who refuses to show their true humanity by sticking to a strict and unattainable code of conduct. Also they think their farts don't stink.
by Lennylovescarl May 11, 2019
by squawla October 22, 2008
a group or collection of many; a range from a dozen plus one to a dozen plus infinity: from the practice among hoarders and other pack rats of accumulating more items than is necessary, warranted, or even healthy. The paradox of simultaneously having too many and also not enough of a particular item or experience. Often used as hyperbole.
1. I got a great deal on the hoarder's dozen of shoes I bought on sale.
2. There are a hoarder's dozen Starbucks near my house.
3. She has a hoarder's dozen Facebook friends.
2. There are a hoarder's dozen Starbucks near my house.
3. She has a hoarder's dozen Facebook friends.
by CodeNameReservoir November 11, 2012
by Alphaseeker2099 February 27, 2018
someone who washes thier car but fails to clean the wheels.. this person will appear to have fully blacked out rims in the front because they dont know shit about wheel care or just dont give a shit .. it looks like shit clean your fucking wheels with some eagle one cleaner
by MYNAMEIST February 02, 2007
An obsession for state quarters that renders a sufferer incapable of spending a them. They must save every state quarter they come into contact with. Also known as QHD.
I just picked up 3 MN Quarters at Subways, maybe they will sell me some more. "Boy I could use a soda, but all I have is state quarters, water it is, damn that Quarter Hoarder Disorder."
by Duecey 2 January 12, 2010
by Ultra Instinct Sans April 12, 2020