bad hire

hiring someone that looked good on paper but doesn’t complete the basic job skills for position hired.

The company could not survive with the number of bad hires coming through the door.

by definitioncop October 20, 2019

Hired

Hungry and tired....

If you're hungry and tired....you're need to get hired so get a fucking job... you hippy

by Hyper_active_hippy October 20, 2017

hiring semifreddo

Like a hiring freeze, but with occasional exceptions.

My company announced a hiring freeze, but they're still hiring for certain positions, so it's really more of a hiring semifreddo.

by Chunks the Dog June 29, 2022

Hired

Happy and tired

I couldn't fall asleep bc I was so hired.

by Kileyy April 19, 2018

to hire a mexican

When you’re playing forT and you purchase an NPC with in-game currency, known as gold.

“Bro, why did you get a G Wagon? Is it bc you got your pants saggin’?”

“I’m about to hire a Mexican for the space aspect.”

by nonnopopolo June 26, 2024

curtain hire

Someone who does not claim the spotlight yet is always a vital part of a wildly popular show, company or project.

Patricia became known as a the company's primary curtain hire after making several critical moves and refusing to accept public recognition when she increased company revenues by 50 percent.

by Mara Ann Carr Mae July 26, 2017

Somebody hire

When the company you work for hires the first person that applies because "somebody is better than nobody" but your stuck with the training.

Damn it Kris, they sent me another Somebody hire. At this point it would be easier to do it all myself, this one is untrainable.

by BozOU44 June 5, 2025