The subtle act of walking into the woods, only to be gripped on the shoulders by leathery carpenter’s hands and sodomized with a floppy picklesque piece of birch and or maple.
Mike : hey Brandon! Why don’t you go take a Mike hike you buttslut?
Brandon: I’m already on one! (Continues getting raped)
Brandon: I’m already on one! (Continues getting raped)
by Cody Bustaloady March 18, 2020
Get the Mike Hikemug. Ms. Webster went on a 4 mile damn hike; however, If she hiked two more miles it would be a fucking hike
by Honorespect June 20, 2017
Get the fucking hikemug. by SiriousLeeEva August 23, 2012
Get the Happy Hikemug. This is a sailing term. When there is a steady wind, the wind passes over the boat and onto the sail. This causes the boat to tip to one side. To try and keep the boat as flat as possible and maximize speed, the crew leans back as far as s/he can over the side of the boat.
Winning the race depended upon Donna's ability to hike out as far as she could and to keep the boat flat.
by zanny May 26, 2004
Get the hiking outmug. A hippie dyke, one who might wear flowy skirts or flannel and jeans, and leads a natural/healthy lifestyle (perhaps vegetarian or vegan, etc)
by Frances April 23, 2004
Get the Hike dykemug. Verb; To constantly bums rides off friends. This can be due to a mumber of reasons including but not limited to a lack of liscense, lack of a car, or suspended liscense.
by michael scott wants the fleece June 11, 2009
Get the bitch hikemug. An antisemitic troll name which switches the "K" and "H" in the offensive sentence "Hate Kikes". This is commonly used in online trolling communities to offend the Jewish community.
Person 1: Hey, this person named Kate Hikes joined our discord server. Who the fuck is this?
Person 2: Oh, they're just trolling. They hate Jews.
Person 2: Oh, they're just trolling. They hate Jews.
by MrMrSb90210 October 6, 2022
Get the Kate Hikesmug.